Jimmy Carter Has Had More “At Death’s Door” News Releases Than Cher Has Had “Final Tour Concerts”

21 Comments on Jimmy Carter Has Had More “At Death’s Door” News Releases Than Cher Has Had “Final Tour Concerts”

1. Die.

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2. https://youtu.be/HmrGnOe-LVs?si=7Ov5QB05Lj-gIw5h

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3. He’s hanging around because the Longer watches Joey Shitpants the better he feels about his “legacy”.

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4. What?

   I don’t want him either.

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5. Another life, maybe.

   (Movie quote.)

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6. The Mother Ship?
   Nawww… screwy Looie’s go dibs on that!

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7. note to self: eat more peanuts.

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8. Because this is a classier way to be in the public eye than to say he’s now a woman.

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9. What’s he waiting for? October 1st. It’s his birthday, his 100th.

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10. I figured it wouldn’t be too long after Rosalind went, guess Jimmah isn’t quite ready to shuffle off this mortal coil.

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11. Uncle Al – The last thing I want to be is a vegetable at 100 years old! That’s not quality time!

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12. He’s living out his time not being the worst President of all time.

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13. You only have so many birthdays and only God knows when the last one is!

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14. In a perfect world, Carter will die the day before his birthday and grant us the best October surprise.

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15. “We can’t have an election cuz of Carter’s death!” as anguished democRATs rant with screaming and tearing at their clothes while performing acts of self-immolation!

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16. @Harry — Wouldn’t it be great if democRATs performing acts of self-immolation went viral?

    I think I’ll go buy stock in manufacturers of gas cans and strike-anywhere matches. And I’m looking forward to some great video to binge watch.

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17. Jim-a-licious is in no hurry to be reunited with his brother Billy.

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18. @Harry

    What kind of vegetable does he most resemble, either by looks or smell?

    I’d vote for Skunkcabbage. A more-or-less dead skunkcabbage.

19. To his remaining relatives: for an inexpensive, no-frills burial, see the goods for sale at Jerry’s Used Casket Company, right there in downtown Plains.

    Their rather cumbersome motto: “The Finest Used Casket Company In All Of Central Georgia, And Folks, That Ain’t No Lie”

20. I was stationed at Robins AFB when Carter was president. AF1 would land there when Jimmy went home to Plains to battle swamp rabbits. If you were in uniform you could go out to Perimeter Rd and watch the motorcade drive by. I went once (got the afternoon off) and caught a glimpse of Carter in the limo.

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21. Oh yeah, the roomdog and I took a drive to Plains one Saturday. They didn’t even have paved roads there in the 70s.