Johnnie Langendorff – IOTW Report

Johnnie Langendorff

This is Johnnie Langendorff, the guy who ran down the Church shooter.

Look at him. He’s a redneck hipster.

And he’d still be the last thing ANTIFA would ever see on this earth if they wanted to start a civil war.

When Johnnie hears his friends and neighbors being shot, he runs toward the danger. He chases it down. When they try and get away, he punches the accelerator on his truck

and opens that throttle to get closer to that threat. And he closes  in. And when the murderer can’t control his ride and loses control and tries to scamper away, it doesn’t go well. Johnnie gets her done.

And this enemy wasn’t just some dickbag swinging a metal bike lock like a faggot, hiding in the crowd amongst womyn studies majors with buzz cuts. This guy was armed. Didn’t matter. Johnnie is brave.

And Johnnie isn’t even close to being the kind of badass Texas has to offer.

In fact, he’s probably the least badass the south has to offer, and he’s still more badass than ANTIFAgs.

Still want to organize your brigade of loser video game players covered in taco flavored Dorito dust to overthrow the country?

Gahead.

Looks like his girlfriend could kick some ANTIFA ass.

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30 Comments on Johnnie Langendorff

  1. You know this jerk off wouldn’t had any guns if our EXISTING laws were followed.

    Look how fast obummer is pointing to the need for action on more restrictive gun laws – he needs to stick with what he knows – taking money from people.

    Meanwhile flyover country will take care of business.

  2. OK, remember that big “The war starts now” campaign ANTIFA ran in the Gray Lady last week, funded by Dr Evil?

    Can anybody come up with a good reason why these morons shouldn’t be hauled into court as accessories?

  3. Yet again the leftist narrative blows up in their faces. They have no shame, the facts won’t stop them from blathering on about common sense gun control even though they sound like idiots.

  4. Mr. Langendorff wasn’t even the man that shot it out with Kelley. That was 55 year old plumber Stephen Willeford.

    http://nypost.com/2017/11/06/sharpshooting-plumber-fired-shot-that-took-down-texas-church-gunman/
    The man hailed as a hero for confronting the Texas mass shooter during his rampage is a sharpshooting plumber with no military background — who hit the gunman through a gap in his body armor, according to a report.

    Stephen Willeford managed to shoot Devin Kelley — who reportedly grabbed a hostage — before jumping in another man’s truck and chasing him down, the Daily Mail reported.

  5. People can always surprise you.
    Americans (and Texans, too (joke)) just seem to want to be left alone (free from assault), but will do whatever is necessary to protect friends, family, and community.

    Ragheads, ANTIFags, and Knee-Nags should take heed.
    As should the Hate-America Demonrats.

    izlamo delenda est …

  6. Did anyone else notice that the press conferences and stories always noted the make of the church shooter’s guns (Ruger)? Why was that important? I don’t remember anyone mentioning the make of the truck (Ford) that the muslim drove through the crowd in NY.

  7. Johnnie and Stephen are Damn Fine Americans.
    When the SHTF I hope I can rely on a trench full of Langendorffs and Willefords at my side.
    These are the types of men that made this Country great.
    These are the types of men that has stood against the tide of evil throughout all of history.

  8. He’s a lot like a typical real Texas cowboy. Not huge in stature. Lean and lanky. This is what bull riders are. They not huge but they will knock you down and feed you some asphalt. Never underestimate these guys.

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