British scientist measured over 15,000 units to determine the average length and girth. They concluded that while there is a slight correlation with height, most men tend fall within a fairly predictable range.
A hands on study, apparently they didn’t trust their subjects to self report their own measurements.
I’m 6’6″ how big does if say I am? I will accept any length over 4″.
Jeez, depends where you measure from. I’m pretty damn impressive.
If I measure from the back of my neck. Besides, it’s not what you got, it’s what you can do with it.
Did I mention I can part my hair with my tongue,?
The chart starts at 2cm and references “men.”
I know women who have bigger toes.
Well, a friend of mine once had a woman ask him, “Who do you expect to satisfy with that?”
He replied, “Me.”
😛
Let’s see if we can predict the findings of such investigations. If you have a big dick, the condom is more likely to split. If you have a little dick, the condom is more likely to fall off. If you have been to a govt school sex ed class, you know how to put a condom on a banana but not on your dick (FAIL).
Where’s my grant money?
Camel toes?
Well if you’re at all like Bad Brad, stretch it from the back of your neck so it doesn’t fall off.
Well if you’re at all like Bad Brad, stretch it from the back of your neck so it doesn’t fall off.
That lacks logic. The more you stretch it, the more likely it would become unattached. LOL. What the heck are you drinking tonight?
Most men in their late 50’s early 60’s, talk a good game.
But it’s just talk.
If you need a tire iron to put on condom, you’re pretty damn impressive, otherwise you’re run of the mill.
DHEA and Tribulus. Makes you stand up at attention like a teenager. Boom chick a wow wow..
Not one woman on this thread, as expected.
majorityofone, Tire Iron. Too damn funny. I’m stealing that one.
Good point. Next Thread “Mammory Mass Versus Gravity”. Or, “Do Your breasts Hang Low”.
We’re just listening to the bragging BS, as expected. LOL
BFH, are you really that surprised? The headline screams sausage fest… I am going to back and look at the midget ladies post from the other day now.
@Brad – another post on rebooberation would be appreciated
Only one way to find out if we’re lying Frenchy. Lol
Dave, how about nipple casters or Take your boobs for a walk?
Where’s the report on vagina size?
And why don’t women ever worry about it?
I don’t know, how big is yours and are you worried?
😀
@Brad – t
Well, the Kegels are helping.
Stoopid effing phone… the engineer in me is up for rigid scientific study on something as serious as the female form…
MJA, you find the keys and we will both drive out.
Would this help in your study?
http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/12/a-good-monday-morning_21.html#.VqR2OUCU7iM
And laughing and laughing and eye rolling.
THANK YOU Diogenes. 🙂 someone may have to check on me in a couple days – you know how one track mind engineers are…
Have never been worried about size.
Bonus: I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue.
Bonus: I like Tacos.
Can fault a man for being serious about his work. 😉
Meant can’t fault a man….
I need more data. To small of sample plan.
DHEA and Tribulus. Makes you stand up at attention like a teenager. Boom chick a wow wow..
Drugs?
My wife does it for me. I don’t need no stinkin drugs.
Au contraire BFH, we are reading this thread.
I didn’t think she was all that good.
Brad, there’s a group called The Hung Jury for guys who clock in at over 8.” I understand that, upon request, they will send you detailed instructions on the correct way to measure.
Don’t ask me how I know.
COUGAR TIME!
HEY!!!!!
5.2″ standing up?
Where did they get their sample, the local synagogue?
Not braggin’ but I have never been embarrassed to shower with the black guys.
It’s a myth.
I do notice this study was done in the UK, perhaps we have discovered the cause of the pussyfication of the Brits.
They need more big trucks and guns cause they damn sure ain’t packin’.
Another myth.
Ain’t the longest but ’round as a beer can
Michelle Obama was thrown out for having the longest and thickest cock in the survey.
Damn the research, obama is the biggest dick I know.
This topic is providing a much needed respite from Trump, Cruz, and Beck though it could possibly be woven into the tapestry of nearly all topics of interest with judicious use of the double entendre.
Even Richard Roundtree sez thats one big shaft…
If ever there was an attribute evolution would have forced into a rather narrow “Goldie Locks” niche, it’s this one. . . oh, wait, maybe that didn’t come out right. . .
Schlonged again…
So, a Brit “researcher” walks into a bar where four drunks have their dicks on the the table measuring them.
“What’ll you have?” asked the bartender.
“The Buffet, ” says the “researcher.
I need more information about the test procedure; was the test conducted under chemistry STP or Aviation STP? It DOES make a difference.