Patriot Retort: Since she has oodles of time on her hand and nothing to fill it with, Kamala Harris has hired a couple of new staffers whose primary job will be giving the unpopular Vice President a little image rehab.
Think of it as the political version of the marketing failure known as “New Coke.”
Remember that? Back in the 1980s, for some inexplicable reason, Coco-Cola decided Coke needed its own image rehab. And what they came up with was New Coke. It flopped big time.
New Coke became a joke – something people like me point to when another marketing disaster looms on the horizon.
According to the Washington Post, with Democrats nervous over how unlikeable Kamala is, especially in light of their desire to make her Biden’s “heir apparent,” Team Kamala decided to hire a couple of people to launch a public relations rescue operation to rehab Kamala’s image. more
So, she’s in “rehab?”
Yeah, her mouth needs a ‘makeover’ and her knee pads need replacing.
… and the 5lb ham is on order!
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Semen!
It’s Like A Kiss From Kamala In Every Can!
Not sure the New Coke analogy works. It assumes that Coke sucked donkey dicks, and that’s why they came up with New Coke.
And this Atlanta boy don’t want to hear it from y’all Pepsi people. I heard it at family reunions in South Carolina all my life.
Anyhow, the Kamala image rehab effort is doomed…
“It probably doesn’t get more comical than to learn that a group of former Hillary Clinton operatives formed in a quest to make Kamala Harris more… likable.”
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/08/exhillary_clinton_operatives_hold_crisis_meeting_to_find_way_to_make_kamala_harris_more_likeable.html
TRF- I’m ashamed that I know what that means. 😝
She is what she intrinsically is and you cannot change that. It’s like pitting lipstick on a pig, everyone knows it is still a pig.
Should she accept Jesus Christ as her Lord and savior is the only makeover anyone needs, but that takes sincerity. Something I see as highly unlikely on her part.
“Team Kamala decided to hire a couple of people to launch a public relations rescue operation to rehab Kamala’s image.”
https://youtu.be/-f8BlPDNLpQ
Another problem is that her handlers do not understand middle America. Remember Al Gore in a flannel work shirt, Carhart pants and Timbalands? She is not fooling anyone who does not want to be fooled.
Joe must be getting close so they need to make her more… 𝓅𝓇ℯ𝓈ℯ𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓁ℯ.
But how do you “freshen up” a whore?
I can see it now: Can I get me a huntin license here? In her case: Can I get me a Dunkin Hinze cake mix here?
https://youtu.be/gId2HsHvSgs
Nailed it!
Isn’t her dad Jamaican? They should play Don’t Worry Be Happy at all of her appearances and on all videos.
DOn’t Worry Be happy song here:
https://youtu.be/L3HQMbQAWRc
you can’t shine shit
OTOH she could change her race to native Hawaiian. Yea, here’s her new improved image song, performed by the fattest guy I’ve ever seen with a ukulele. He dies at the end, just like her new image will.
Somewhere over the Rainbow – Israel “IZ” Kamakawiwoʻole
https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
An impossible task! Those advisors have nothing to work with.
Uh, good luck with that. Monica Lewinsky only sucked one willy. No amount of P R will ever turn her image around. What makes them think Kamala can be rehabilitated after sucking off how many guys to get where she is? Too late. Kamala blew it. No wonder her husband always wears a mask.
https://www.scoopnest.com/user/globeandmail/585076519644622848-34lipstick-on-a-pig34-today39s-editorial-cartoon-by-david-parkins-more-cartoons
Don’t touch that pearl necklace though. Nice touch.
The ugly on her is more than skin deep. It is to the bone. Let’s just say that they would be better off tossing her over the transom and sailing off into the sunset.
What are they planning on doing about the cackle?
Put some very small electrical contacts in her pearl necklace and give her a little jolt every time she starts nodding her head and cackling?
Time for a little dermabrasion on those crusty kneecaps.
She could self identify as a Lady. Oops, I think I just gave it away.
Klammy will always be a mattress back ho.
No changing her, only the lies about her. Better lies yeah that’s the ticket!
New Coke.
New Cunt.
Same result.
The only way Kamala could be more popular is if her mouth was smaller, she got a knee job, and she could pin her legs even farther behind her ears.
But even then……she’d still be a runt with a capital C.
Makeover?
Lets see…
Brazilian
Landing Strip
Little Tuft on top
Full Fur Burger
Thick Bushy Triangle (very 70’s)
or
Heart Shaped with a tatoo off to the side?
Tar & Feathers would be a GOOD look for her, I think. 🤔
http://scollocongress.66ghz.com/
No amount of ‘rehab’ will fix that cringe-worthy fake-laugh lowlife.
Once you’ve been branded a whore, it’s hard to remove the mark.