The ad promotes the “Kia Kamala,” an electric vehicle described as “the first car to go from zero to nominee in zero votes!”
Kamala’s new ride is NOT a “smart car”
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Good stuff!
Kamala was in a hot air balloon and realized she was lost.
She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
She descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised someone that I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.”
The man below replied “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.
You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
“Are you an engineer” she asked.
“I am” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well, “everything you told me sounds right, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip even more.”
The man below responded, “You must be a democRAT”
“I am,” she replied, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going.
You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!!
Car? That gal SHO does know her way around back seats!!!
There was an old radio joke in Spokane about a part of town called Hillyard in N. Spokane in an old run-down part of the city. A hot air balloon was flying over Hillyard and the guy in the balloon was lost so he yelled down to the ground to a Hillyardite to ask where he was and the Hillyardite replied you’re up there.
Any car that was really smart would refuse to take that shameless whore anywhere but the local biohazard waste incinerator.
Helicopter lost in the fog, just outside of Seattle.
He flew up to a building and asked, “Where am I”.
The guy replied, “You’re in a helicopter”.
The pilot examined his chart and flew straight to the airport.
His passengers were amazed, “How did you find the airport with that information”?
The pilot replied, “While the information was accurate, it was completely useless, so I knew it had to be the Microsoft building”.
This commercial has a MAJOR error!
Neither Commie-la nor anyone who would vote for her can drive a stick shift car.
Yeah… we all know where the stick would be!
Maybe she’ll get herself run over by it.
“…Three usually.”
No, it’s usually two. And I don’t want to hear about anything in terms of you, Doug and some other dude. Right?
Is KIA going to sue for defamation?
Incredible that this woman has a 50/50 shot at winning.