The moral here is you have to stick to your sh*t story.
A Lakeland woman was arrested for murder after she said she accidentally stabbed her husband, deputies said.
The stabbing death occurred on June 25, but a medical examiner’s report recently ruled the death of 40-year-old Bryant Fidanian as a murder. Polk County detectives said the wife, and suspect, 38-year-old Rachel Fidanian “gave several inconsistent statements” about the events leading up to the stabbing.
According to her arrest affidavit, Rachel gave two different explanations during the initial 911 call. She first said she was holding her dog while doing dishes, then ran towards her husband, slipped, and a knife entered his shoulder area. Later in the call, detectives said she explained holding her dog while slicing pizza, went to talk to her husband, tripped and accidentally stabbed him.
While Polk County Fire Rescue officials were providing medical care, detectives said Rachel explained she was slicing a pizza she just cooked and noticed her dog defecated on itself. She went to clean the feces with the knife still in her hand, investigators said, but tripped on the mess and fell on the victim.
Bryant was transported to Lakeland Regional Health but later died at the hospital. During the investigation, a detective spoke to Rachel, and she provided another account of what lead up to the stabbing death.
Detectives said she told them she woke up around 8 a.m. to cook a frozen pizza for herself and the victim. The victim was sleeping on the couch, and Rachel ate half the pizza. Later, she said she used a filet knife to start slicing the other half of the pizza for the victim, when she heard the dog whimpering outside.
She said she observed orange feces covering the dog, so she picked the dog up, and brought him inside, according to her affidavit. The dog began urinating and defecating on itself in the living room, so she asked the victim for help, but she tripped on the rug, fell forward and ended up stabbing the victim.
ht/ annie
So this is how it ends for Stormy and Avenetti,
and Trump gets all their gofundme money. LOL.
She should get in touch with mueller- there is probably a job there for her. He’ll need a good mind like hers when he has to explain what he’s been doing, or trying to do, for the past 2 years.
Sure. Blame it on the dog. 🙂
This is the most excellent murder alibi bar-none that I’ve ever heard: doing the dishes while simltaneously making, eating and then cutting up pizza at 8 in the morning, while holding a big knife and a dog that is shitting all over itself, and going to serve the pizza to sound-asleep husband on the couch, whereupon tripping and falling and accidentally stabbing him to death. And then being charged with murder because the cops couldn’t find any shit in the living room or on her clothes. (Did they find the pizza?)
She should have gone with she could not remember when, where, what time,how she got there or how she got home but she is 100% positive that it was an accident. She should have done it in a little girls voice while sitting in a pretty pose.
The fool.
Dog, shit, slipping, pizza… (No alcohol or drugs)
If it were slipping on semen,
and her husband was her unborn..
it would be rape and a legal killing.
She mingled her words, give her another chance.
Something about her story doesn’t smell right.
Actually….her story stinks.
shit happens and husbands get stabbied accidentally on purpose all the time. what’s the problem, youz don’t believes her? oh soz youz a anti feminist now. gitdafuckouttahere for i stabz youz.
So how big was the dog, was it a small little rat dog like an ankle biter or something bigger? And who slices pizza while holding a dog in the first place? Her whole story stinks, this is something out of a parody of an Alfred Hitchcock movie done by Mel Brooks like in High Anxiety.
Man, I always hate it when that happens to me.
Oh, wait – I don’t even have a dog…
“8 a.m. to cook a frozen pizza”,,, Now must admit I’ve been messed up some mornings but have never done this. Cold pizza, sure!
The authorities thought she was so creative they were rolling on the floor waiting for her explanation for the second puncture wound.
My wife (and kids) have been lobbying me to ‘get a dog’; reading this story is making me real nervous.
This story should begin with “Florida woman …”