Redback spider bites Australian man on penis
The tradesman was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Wednesday morning when he was bitten.
ht/ FDR in Hell
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….Yeah…and THEN what happened?
Owie.
Little Miss Muffet needed to bring her Tuffet and take the pain away…
When I was growing up on a farm in the 50s, we all had outhouses. A neighbor had the same thing happen to him. He spent a few days in the hospital.
The story can’t be true as the man in question said that he felt like he was a woman that day and therefore couldn’t get bit on a male bit but did on his Georgia Okeefe flower look alike part!
When I was in basic training at Ft Lost-in-the-woods back in 1992 (was it really that long ago?!!?) a guy in my platoon got bit on the hand by a Brown Recluse while he was using the latrine out at a firing range. He said it was hiding inside the toilet paper roll, and when he picked it up the little beast crawled out and bit him.
They had to evac him back to the rear, and we didn’t see him for about 3 days. When the bandages came off, he ended up with a helluva scar. Fortunately didn’t lose any fingers.
“ht/ FDR in Hell”
Why am I not surprised? ?
** blush **
“Damn, Nature! You scary!”
F.D.R. in Hell, was Eleanor ever bitten in a similar manner? You always find the best little wholesome stories.
Bummer dude now your gonna die!
Back in 200 my wife an I were on our honeymoon in Australia. One of these was right above our hotel room door. My wife thought it was hilarious that I checked the bedding.
This is why I wear briefs.
Jim is the oldest dude on iotw by far…
And the punch line is, “the doctor said your going to die”.
I always carried a can of hair spray and a lighter when I was visiting job sights, just in case I had to see a man about a horse.
Crabs, spiders, wasps, they all succumb to a Clairol blow torch.