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Immediately after mating, male orb-weaving spiders catapult away — not because they’re trying to keep things casual, but to avoid being eaten by the mother of their future children. Research published in the journal Cell on Monday described the hydrologic mechanism allowing male spiders a quick get away. More
I always thought that was a natural reaction to the “wanting to cuddle” requests and now you know why….
Progressive spiders:
“Mommy? Where’s Daddy?”
“I ate him, dear.”
“Are you going to eat me?”
“I might.”
That would have been a good idea for some men I know.
Immediately after coitus run like your life depends on it!
The 3 males that did not catapult away in time must have had the same divorce lawyers I had.
Talk about your explosive orgasms!
Sorry dear hate to eat and run.
This could really come in handy during my college years.
Pump ‘n jump
The male instinct ” get the hell out before something bad happens.”
Failure to Launch was a lame romcom from ’06
The male spider has a double fear, one, being eaten by his girl, and two, hanging around and paying child support for hundreds of little spideys.
So he hi-tails it outta town. Who can blame him?
The Preying Mantis needs to get some lessons from the Orb Spider.
So the guy who hangs around for seconds ends up being first on the menu!