- The man, identified only as Joji, was found dead in his flat by a cleaner in Japan.
- The 50-year-old had such a huge porn collection that it weighed in at six tons.
- He was only discovered when his landlord went to the flat over unpaid rent.
- Not clear whether he died and fell into the magazines or was if he was crushed.
ht/ irony curtain
When that much porn falls on you, the only thing to do is beat it off.
When is the estate sale???!!
yep, I approve! HELLO! wait, did he have 6 fingers?
what a wanker!!!
meh! Mohamed (pbuh) approved. i mean goat approved!!!! yallah!
please SMoD. aka (sweet meteor of DEATH) come and and save my soul, forgive me, I mean my family!, not really! oh, thanks to wanks!, OMG, these mags are heavy! OMG!!!
HELLO! I’m back! heh!
When I die, I want to go peacefully and in my sleep like my Grandpa did. Not screaming and panicking like the passengers in his car.
6 tons? Landlord came by after 6 months of no rent paid?
please, don’t like me, hell, i Don’t even like myself, Tank you. 🙂 but, “Pray for my Sweden!”
Gives new meaning to the phrase “Getting Laid”.
How could those magazines be so heavy? Oh wait, all the pages were stuck together? I get it.
Dude didn’t have Pxrnhub. Poor bastard.
Rivals dying in one of those internet closets they have there.
he moved 6 tons and what did he get, another day older and deeper in porn… He owes his soul to the land lord or sum ting wong like dat…
Apparently he didn’t have a gif.friend
Meanwhile in Japan, an adult bookstore is facing bankruptcy at this very moment.
It’ll be the last time his collection gets him stiff.
If you’re trapped under a 6 ton pile of porn for more than 4 hours call your doctor.
He should have bought a computer.
This was actually quite common in the really early days when porn was etched in stone tablets.
That guy had more porn than Harry Reid has!
Figgered I’d better show up just to let ya’ll know it wuzn’t mine!
Strange Inheritance, looking forward to this episode. A good reason to go paperless.
Must’ve been a massive stroke.
or two…
I hope I can manage to delete my browsing history before I check out…
He actually had an 8 ton pile, but his friends could only unload 2 before the media got hold of it.
It took the Coroner 6 hours to get the smile off his face.
Came and went with a bang.
Dude, the internet weighs less.