A man is suing United Airlines because they allowed a drunk guy to board a flight. Before the plane took off the inebriated passenger peed his pants. The suit alleges that the pee got on the plaintiff.
Unless the guy “had it out” I’ve never seen someone with the ability to pee through their pants and get the urine airborne.
I’m not saying I wouldn’t be pissed (heh) at the airline, and wouldn’t take a crack at a lawsuit, but I doubt the “victim’s” pants were soaked with…
Oh, wait. The suit says the guy “took it out” and aimed his pee at the victim. And when he complained the airline refused to allow the plaintiff to move seats.
What the hell is wrong with airlines these days????
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The world will never run out of stupid.
Flying today is what taking the bus was in the 60s.
No decorum. No civility. No class. No nothing.
A bunch of disgusting slobs eating, drinking, pissing, cussing, whining, complaining and, generally, being obnoxious, while being insulted, patted down, and groped by a bunch of unionized perverts.
The filthy fukkin ragheads have won, at least in that respect.
izlamo delenda est …
If the flight was full, to which seat would they have moved him? Or which other passenger would trade with the peed upon? I suppose they could have put the peer in baggage, but I don’t think I’d like him in with my luggage.
In college I came back to the dorm way liquored up. My suite-mate was watching TV with his girlfriend, I went straight to bed, which was in the same room. I don’t remember anything, but apparently I got up an hour later and bounced off the bathroom door. I then fumbled a bit and walked into my closet where I had a dresser, opened a drawer and proceeded to put out a fire that wasn’t there.
The next morning I went to grab a pair of jeans, they were all soaked. Dave? What happened, why are my jeans all soaked? That’s when he told me that he and his gal watched me take a leak in the dresser drawer. Really? You didn’t try to stop me? He apparently didn’t want me to pee on him. I told him if it ever happened again, throw something at me!
The story says they “eventually” moved him. So there was another seat.
But the point is they aren’t supposed to let drunk passengers on the flight.
Which is why Ted Kennedy was on the No Fly list… lol.
Our country becomes coarser with each passing day. In an “anything goes” environment where civility, courtesy and decorum are in short supply we are likely to see more of this disgusting behavior. Personal responsibility is dead for so many.
I would have made the 6 o’clock news if they wouldn’t let me move seats.
A few years ago, I flew from SLC to MFR, and watched as the Airline put an obviously drunk, loud, obnoxious asshole in a wheelchair board the plane, and seated him across the aisle from me. As I was boarding, I questioned the stewardess, who just shrugged. While we we’re taxiing, asshole started demanding drinks, and he was told to wait. As soon as we were airborne, she started bringing him drinks. He had at least 4 on a 3 hour flight, and was loud and obnoxious the whole way. I complained again after the flight and wrote a letter of complaint to the airline. Never got a response. Airline employees are the worst.
I would have grabbed his pecker and started climbing over seats as fast as I could. He could try to keep up.
I used to fly every week for work.
stopped soon after 9/11.
the airline industry was ruined by credit card airline frequent flyer miles.
a whole different class of people started boarding planes after that.
Seems like everybody is so afraid of lawsuits now, they do things that pretty much guarantee lawsuits…from the other party.
No one is pissing on me anywhere at anytime for any reason, ever.
When the passenger asked about seating, he was told urine the right seat.
I haven’t been on an airline in several years. I refuse to be treated like that. Going to an airport these days is how I imagine its like to visit somebody in a prison. Fuck them.
https://youtu.be/A97lTMT9zw4
And here’s another!
https://youtu.be/WY1xLmtB0zw
Funny … I always enjoyed the Moose pissing in my face …