The man is yelling “call the police!! call the police!!”
Sorry dude, they’ve been defunded.
ht/ hot salsa
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I’d say he wins the stupid prize for that day
Lily the Canadian lot lizard
That is definitely 2 trips to jail.
Anyone know what the end result was?
Just like a post turtle. I wonder how he got there and what he is going to do after that.
Driver should have just put the hammer down and seen what it would top out at. Wind resistance goes up by the square of the velocity. The drag coefficient of an idiot is pretty high too. Not a good combination for hanging on.
Florida woman…
You know it’s gonna be good.
People in the car:
“Should we call the police?”
“Hell no. This is way too good.”
Automatic accessory charge…
Antifa or lovers’ quarrel?
Here’s the story:
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/man-takes-9-mile-ride-on-hood-of-tractor-trailer-on-floridas-turnpike-fhp/2271639/
Yup – Florida man…
Florida man takes 9-mile turnpike ride on hood of a tractor trailer | Video
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/crime/fl-ne-turnpike-altercation-ends-after-10-mile-tractor-trailer-ride-20200801-2emfmnssffbsjonfgy5lzqjsoa-story.html
You guys are cruel.
Notice how the windshield was broken in several places?
Notice the “man” on the hood with the high squeaky voice wearing a bra screaming fo da po-po?
It is so obvious what happened that even Mrs. slammer who was strolling by called it out on the first try:
it is a “rest-stop” hooker giving head gone bad and not getting paid once said trucker found out it was not actually a woman and threw him/her/it out of his truck.
That is when the thing got “triggered” for being “stiffed” and broke the truckers windshield in its trans-rage.
Just because he never got a happy ending does not mean he does not have to pay for BJ.
“Call the poo-leese, call the poo-lease!”
I’m guessing truck-stop hooker that didn’t get paid.
Got the story- dude is nuts and in jail and getting a medical evaluation.
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-s-palm-beach-county/boynton-beach/fhp-man-jumped-onto-hood-of-semi-truck-beat-on-windshield-for-miles
Ah Jethro beat me to it. lol
It could still be a truck stop BJ gone bad…
But I’m not saying I know from experience!
Meth head or on PCP, take your pick. What a maroon, he’s lucky he didn’t get run over and end up being a big squishy red spot on the highway.
I guess bath salts aren’t just for breakfast anymore.
I question the humanity of the individuals in the car whose first instinct is to video the man clinging to the hood of a big rig as it speeds down the highway rather than to, I don’t know, call the police. What if the man and fallen and got run over. Would those in the car still be yukking it up. A crazy guy on the hood of a big rig videoed by a car full of sociopaths.
It looks like the truck driver is trying to eliminate the dreaded faggot bug. He probably drove through a swarm of them.
Looks like Biden’s new VP.
One crazy bitch or another.
After about 100 miles, it would have fallen off all on its own.
Wipers on and washer fluid might help remove the bug.
This also happened here in Pensacola in the early days of the protests. Some punk jumped on the hood of a car on the Pensacola side of the bay bridge and the driver gave him a ride across into Gulf Breeze where the cops were waiting. All on video.
Haha! Run over his infested ass.
Third-rate romance
Low-rent rendezvous
Looks like Tinkerbell found out he couldn’t fly over that rig.
There are easier ways to get a tan.