My neighbor across the street asked me if I’d seen any unusual activity in our area. He told me that while they were out shopping they came home to find someone got into their backyard and stole a pair of his wife’s panties off the clothesline, (you know we are big on solar stuff down here in Yuma, AZ) she’s a little distressed not about the underwear, but the 12 clothespins holding them up she would like to have them back!
h/t Doc.
I definitely have a comment….but I’m not gonna post it.
I saw “3:10 To Yuma”, but this is the first I’ve heard of “310 In Yuma”.
Am I blocked?
Had no idea that Rosie O’Donuts lived in Yuma!
izlamo delenda est …
It won’t let me post a photo of the evidence…
Anyone know where ellen was at the time of the incident?
I bet that was the fat woman who couldn’t get a date
I had to look at the number of clothespins a second time, then I got it.
Stealing women’s underwear off a clothesline is difficult. Stealing women’s underwear while they’re still wearing them is easy.
Michelle Obama doesn’t live in Yuma. Either does Stacey Adams.
Come on – fake news.
To further y’alls edukayshun;
Yuma Yummies.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Yuma%20Yummies
Also, I like Yuma and as soon as they find 4 people to replace my 72yo azz at work I’m moving there. Gotta get the F out of Phoenix.
I mostly feel sorry for the dude who had to steal those for his wife.
Too late now, there’s two illegal alien families living in them now.
Ferd,
I spent a week down in Yuma one day.
Be sure to stock up on arms & ammo, Yuma is THAT close to the border.
A suppressor & NVGs would be a big plus also.
Probably needed a tent couldn’t afford one.
WAS THIS THE THIEF??
https://youtu.be/7cMaMhrsps8
How bad would it be if it were an odd number of clothespins?
I told him to check areas of water sports activities like Parasailing…or maybe even a sailboat with a spinnaker with a skidmark!
It could be a shade screen for a taco stand down at the Yuma Flea Market!
So, nobody has a sense of Yuma on this page?
Yuma? or Yumama?
Vry Yumarus.
If the crotch was still in them they weren’t Mooch’s.
geeknerd
JUNE 1, 2021 AT 6:44 PM
“So, nobody has a sense of Yuma on this page?”
…no, but from this thread, I’m kind of thinking I wouldn’t like the scent of Yuma…
The perp should be easy to track down, you can’t disguise a nose that big.
Hey! Don’t judge me. Underwear ain’t cheap, MOFOS!
We all need to send Doc a whole lot of clothespins.
And some new undies for his next door neighbor.
Bleach yep bleach too.
If she tries to steal yer Harley, just hand her the keys and tell her “don’t fergit to choke it”…
If she tries to steal yer Beetle… pump the petrol twice, and hit the choke a second or two. Only when cold.
Good luck finding reverse, mate.
Hey, a warm weather shelter with 2 skylights!