The clue here is what they are editing out. Why they won’t show where the twig meets the berries is suspicious. Plus, it looks like a muppet, not fleshy.
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Whaaaaaa? That thing looks like a giant roll of fabric. No veins, completely different texture and color from his hands. His chorizo is IN that thing.
WTH? What is with the *Kitchener Stitch* at the tip? I’ve seen a few uncircumcised penises in my life. They never looked like that!
I’m suspicious.
Contest: What did he use to stuff that sock?
So why is he wearing the 32 inch waist jockey shorts? How’s that work? Maybe a leather holster on the inside of his leg. I’m calling bull shit.
I told myself I’d enjoy this post more if I didn’t actually look for myself and instead relied on those commenting to give me a mental image.
So far so good.
I like how he weighed it, like that authenticates it.
His “chorizo” is every bit as authentic as my drunk brother-in-law’s 36″ lime green pool noodle from last week’s pool party.
Call it a sock puppet instead of a chorizo.
He looks like a completely trustworthy fellow – not at all the type to try to seek fame based on a ridiculous lie, or anything like that…
So he can do his own BJs heh
Or a means to strap it to his knee lol.
Multiple posts of dudes junt, WTF. How about some hot chicks as a palate cleanser? Cheerleaders, Conservative women, Something for Pete’s sake.
Of course that reminds me of a dirty limerick. This one is old and you may have heard it, but I will subject you to it again:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who’s dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!
Nah, that wouldn’t work. If he got horny he’d kick himself in the teeth.
Take it from AWD. Having a huge unit isn’t always such the great thing you short-wang guys might think it is.
awd
It’s a dirty job but someone has to do it
Burrito Supreme.
he s hung like a baby 8 pounds 6 ounces and 19 inches long
He must have had fun in 7th grade gym class! hey is that a baseball bat in your shorts or are you happy to see me
bullshit
I got about 6″ and I’m happy with it. Any longer and it would fall in the toilet when I crap. No thanks.
“Every single time I go to tie my shoes. I wind up masturbating instead.”
I didn’t click, but I assume he’s in one of those traveling Mexican circuses? haha
I’m not clicking either. The earlier x-ray picture I saw of “it” looked like cancer or leprosy had taken a toll on the tool.
Tough shit buddy. It’s those Mexican whores my dad always warned me about. And for good reason, it seems.
LOL @kitchener stitch! That’s exactly what it looks like. And it also looks like it’s covered in a support stocking.
Reminds me of Rex, my buddy in V/Nam.
He caught the bull head clap, his unit was YUGE.
The surgeons had to slice it open lengthwise, several places, to get it to drain.
I can still see in my minds eye, Rex sitting on the edge of his rack with that summer sausage hanging, crying.
Wrap that rascal men.
Nope. Its real. The covering was to placate the censors… our local prudes needed to censor more… hence the black box.
Take a second and think… if you had this THING, you would likely cover it to prevent abrasion.
I don’t envy him… well, at least the last 10 inches. LOL