SUN UK: A man was rushed to hospital after taking “Viagra” meant for bulls and ending up with a three-day erection, according to reports.
The unnamed bloke – who was reportedly planning a steamy encounter with a date – is said to have taken the sexual stimulant in Veracruz, Mexico. MORE
3 days for that one fucktard, and 2 weeks for some other dude mentioned in the piece…
I would have figured photographs of Nancy Pelosi would have cured anything along those lines — but hey, I’m no Doctor.
his name henceforth is …. Deadwood Dick
Beats the hell out of morning wood.
Is that Guiness World Book material?
That’s enough to make you have a cow.
Break out that photo of Lena Dunham, sitting on the shitter, eating cake. Works for me.
Ah, where do you get that stuff? Asking for a friend.
Somebody slip one of those pills to Bruce “Caitlyn” Jenner. *snicker*
It took 3 days to “rush” him to hospital? The Mexican meaning of the word “rush” obviously differs from mine.
Toxically Masculine, I did, literally, LOL at your comment!
You wimp….stand up and take it like a man.
That SUN article is comedy gold, the headline starts out with the words: “HARD LUCK” then goes on to relate the stories of other hapless blokes:
Swansea-born Jazz singer Danny Polaris had an erection for two weeks with doctors at the time warning they faced a “race against time” to save his penis. Danny POLARIS, omg I’m dying here.
Raging Bull? What a maroon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq9gJjoZtpc
Raging Bull
VietVet keep em coming.
I love IOTW. I learn something new and useful every day! For example, I learned a new British euphemism for a man’s junk: todger! 😂
Thanks MJA!
Conservative Cowgirl:
In the interest of furthering your education I offer this:
When a British bloke inserts his todger into his paramour, he is “rogering” her!
You’re welcome!
there’s a reason that Viagra has a ‘4-hour erection’ warning … after 8 hours of being ‘at attention’ (i.e. a turgid timber), being without proper blood flow, will start to decay … leading to flaccid phalis & eventual ‘Catlin Jennerism’
3 days? What did he do with it the other 71 hours and 59 minutes?
@ Mrs radiomattm
That gives a fuller picture of the term “Roger that.”
@Mrs Radiomattm, there must be a limerick there somewhere! Old Roger the codger inserted his todger…
A man with a built-in towel hanger.
I wonder how his kidneys and liver are doing after processing that stuff. His penile tissues are also likely damaged. No bull.
Ees no good!
when I was 15 I didn’t need any bull Viagra for a three day erection
seems like I always had one
now, not so much
He should have made the best of it and gone fishing.
That was My Viagra !!!!!!!!!!
Why do they give Viagra to old codgers in nursing homes? To keep them from rolling out of bed. And leave it to the Brits to call a penis a todger, I admit I’d never heard that one before.
Dammit, I told Barky to take some of that stuff and the prissy little bitch wouldn’t listen!
Three day erection, you say
Lucky stiff!
This is one of the most interesting stories I’ve ever come across