Michelle is Swinging

41 Comments on Michelle is Swinging

1. If if if if if…hold up, now…hold up. Let’s not, ummm, it could just be her Big Mac lips, right?

2. When she moves
   It moves
   Just like that

3. God, honestly, is Michelle a tranny or not? This LOOKS like compelling evidence, but I just… I dunno. It’s hard to wrap my brain around this.

4. SOMETHING is swinging in there. I would invite alternate explanations.

5. No … I don’t want to see more …

   izlamo delenda est …

6. Could it possibly be the tag end of his Ben-wa balls?

7. Why would they not tape that thing down if you are doing dance moves on Ellen.

8. Eesh… I keep watching the video itself [why do I do these things to myself?], and honestly, either [for some unknown weird reason] michelle stuffed a mic down there, or she’s a ‘he’. It couldn’t be a tampon, or a pad, the motion is too.. er… ‘elastic’ for that. So the only conclusion is what I stated originally, a mic or a private part that belongs ONLY to the MALE species.

9. She is not well hung. Wow, Never thought I would say something like that!

10. Maybe her tampon has a rope instead of a string? I dunno. Already gone further than I wanted.

11. Maybe sHE wants it to be know now?

12. As much fun as this is, my guess is concealed firearm. I own a concealment holster that places the firearm in that position.

13. Lola. L-o-l-a Lola.

14. And She Was Swingin’

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvGaSu1XoF0.John Anderson

15. It is perfectly clear now why old Barry had such an attraction for a 250 lb ex-middle linebacker!

16. Perhaps she’s a hermaphrodit? That would make sense.

17. Wookie has a wanker

18. This anomaly could be explained as the facing or placket around the front zipper. The pants have a front zipper with a crossover fastener at the waist. What CAN NOT be explained is the totally weird “bulge” on that turquoise A-line dress she wore. Sorry! That picture is absolutely CRA-ZEE!

19. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrWuMwRKH2c

20. The ‘More’ button shall be left unclicked.
    I would rather not

21. Did anyone file a missing persons report on Michael Robinson?

22. If that’s meat curtains, it must be two large briskets.

23. it was house keys in her pocket

24. And people wonder why Barry is on vacation without his family.

25. Mooch and Berry had a quickie in the limo and she simply forgot or didn’t have time to take her strap-on off

26. Obviously not using sweat-proof tape.

27. If she’s on the Ellen Degenerate show…

28. It’s his dick

29. It could be another one of those “escaped” labia. Those things seem to be going rogue lately.

30. “if it …”
    duck

31. “Barack isn’t half the man his wife is.” ~Unknown

    Actually, I can no longer ignore ‘her’ trapezius muscles. That’s how this all started.

    “Michael Obama’s massive Trapezius muscles”
    https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/tag/trapezius-muscles/

32. Female Sasquatch have extra appendage with unknown functions. Not unusual to see a mysterious bulge here or there on Mooch aka Sassie, even if it’s located in an area equivalent to human anatomy.

33. It was a roll of mango flavored LifeSavers – it had to be. a tallywacker is just too….inconceivable to imagine.

34. Konkeydong

35. Wiener, Wiener, Chicken Dinner

36. Nonsense. You guys stare at crotches too much. She is just a big mean spoiled girl.

37. Rock out with your c*ck out.

38. “I’ve got some quarters in my pocket
    for youuuuu…
    Put your hand in my pocket and say
    how do you dooo…”

39. whatever it is, it aint much

40. pbird we are guys.
    Are you the same pbird at Motus A.D. ?

41. Yeah I am.