It’s Michelle Obama. I can tell by the tablecloth she’s wearing.
It sure doesn’t look like her. Too much skirt, wrong hair.
Obama’s is worse. Looks like he’s taking a crap in the woods and doesn’t look very happy.
Looks like a paint by number I did as a child. I started on the bottom with all colors but ran out of everything but black…..
It sure isn’t the monster that roamed the halls of the White House from 2009-2017.
A little gangsta, isn’t it? Perfect. lol
Oh Yeah, wise guys. Then you try painting her portrait.
Wife just observed that the mouth is closed. It can’t be her.
My thought is that her linebacker shoulders are missing.
Wakanda isn’t real, but Bigfoot sure is.
Doesn’t look like her, but I do recognize the tasteless wardrobe and culturally-misappropriated hair.
At least she’s not holding up severed white people’s heads.
The most obvious thing in common between Mooch, B. O. and the artists is amateurism.
BFH needs to do a “pet portrait” of her
The face shape is all wrong. Is that the same painter who (in)famously “restored” that fresco of Jesus? Or the one who did the faces on those family photos that were viral recently?
I would have thought the background would be the bridge of the Millennium Falcon.
She must have the longest arms in the world, does her hands reach the floor when she walks? Also, the artist she chose has painted black wimmin holding the decapitated heads of white ladies.
Joe, that’s what the high heels are for.
Nope. Not our ex first whatever. Our’s looked like a mean and nasty mau mau in a moo moo.
It would be better if the lady learned how to paint first
The nose needs a bone…
Sorta looks like the toilet paper before I flushed it.
This seems like 5 steps of Michael Jackson treatment in. Like she really, really wants to be a white oppressor.
That whole painting is awfully white. On top of that, portrait oil paintings have a European origin.
Barky and Big Maw should have protraits made of bits of tree bark, nuts, and dried berries and glued to water buffalo hides with adhesive made from mashed termite larvae.
That’s what happens when you choose a portrait artist by affirmative action.
A Mooseterpiece. Michee deserves the rat dropping portrait treatment like Barry got a few years back.
It looks nothing like Mooshelle. And that’s a good thing.
Is this the courtroom sketch artist that did Tom Brady?
Looks like a middle schooler painted it.
I went to the painter’s web site.
She is another one who only paints black people.
It looks like she uses maybe three faces and just adds or takes away weight and puts different hair on them.
They’re all terrible.
Shelly O’s painting reminds me of the bad clothing choices she made for 8 yrs.
The scowl is the only thing that the painter got right.
Moe Tom, Well how would you look if you stopped to take a crap in the woods and the artist accompanying you suddenly shouted out “that’s it! Perfect! Hold that pose!”
@joesixpack,
What about the huge size of her knee?
Holy cow!
mmm, just come right out and say it: “affirmative action”.
RBF is a little off, but it is there.
.
.
.
Looks kinda like a Scowler Monkey if you squint.
If they use that picture on the Wanted Posters nobody will ever find xer.
CNN says these are the “most anticipated presidential portraits ever”. I had to stifle a little vomit when I read that. CNN sure misses these commie traitors.
LMAO Eric Holders children could do better LMAO
Wats dat lady wearin?
Hey Michelle, Raggedy Ann called she wants her patch work dress back! LMAO.
I’d call this one Whistler’s Mother F*cker.
It looks like it was painted on the side of a building. Maybe that’s what they covered up that giant penis mural with.
she nailed the giant hands tho
Those are a couple of bizarre choices! The only place for them is the obama public urinal and shithouse in south chicago.
Michelle in the Mist.
@Uncle Al – do we need to call them out for cultural appropriation?
😉
Amy Sherald’s Pet Portraits . . .
What do you expect? The “artist” had to use a mirror and paint her portrait from the reflection so that she wouldn’t turn to stone.
It looks like someone wiped their ass with Charmin but then just tossed it on the bathroom floor and not in the toilet where it belongs. 💩
“Michelle Obama’s Poor Taint” There I fixed that for you Big Fur…..
LOL! The “artist” was really going for Beyonce aka “Bouncy” Knowles. Wow, really bad work.
That skirt’s certainly big enough to hide Sasquatch’s forage treasures and the sepia tone does capture her species coat colors. The worst First Lady portrait ever, due to the artist and subject.
Shit she He missing the banana tree the ungrateful always look disgusting
@BeachMom, that’s not her knee, it’s Huma in a burka.
I see they left out the ever present bulge in her dress.
This artist is racist! She must think that all black people look the same so she can just throw down a random “black” woman and we’ll all fall for it. Just wait ’till the Wokie rips her arms off!
I always said that the problem with the liberal’s fantasy of Michelle Obama as the world’s most beautiful, fashionable woman is the cold hard fact that we can see her, too.
I think I’ll name this portrait…
…A Farewell To Arms.
Outrageous no “Boob Belt” !
It’s an underpainting!It’s the color you lay down when deciding the color scheme before you go ahead and actually start painting painting.
Is this Meechell’s stunt double?
Even more hideous than the model.
Not. Even. Close.
How come he isn’t wearing his linebacker Helmet and shoulder pads, EH!
At least the painter got the SNEER right!
The dress was a good choice; no way ‘her’ dick shows with that!
That dress came from the Vintage Linoleum Museum
Who is that?
I think it’s a woman of African ancestry trying to appropriate my culture.
That looks like the tarp I spread out when I painted the living room.
Her hair doesn’t look natural. And why is she wrapped up in a carnival tent?
It’s summarizes their WHOLE time in D.C.
“Sketchy”… at BEST. 😳
Man Hands
What’s up with the grainy look? Somebody needs to move the rabbit ears. She looks like the Sphinx in a 1950’s TV special.
It’s Michelle Obama. I can tell by the tablecloth she’s wearing.
It sure doesn’t look like her. Too much skirt, wrong hair.
Obama’s is worse. Looks like he’s taking a crap in the woods and doesn’t look very happy.
Looks like a paint by number I did as a child. I started on the bottom with all colors but ran out of everything but black…..
It sure isn’t the monster that roamed the halls of the White House from 2009-2017.
A little gangsta, isn’t it? Perfect. lol
Oh Yeah, wise guys. Then you try painting her portrait.
Wife just observed that the mouth is closed. It can’t be her.
My thought is that her linebacker shoulders are missing.
Wakanda isn’t real, but Bigfoot sure is.
Doesn’t look like her, but I do recognize the tasteless wardrobe and culturally-misappropriated hair.
At least she’s not holding up severed white people’s heads.
The most obvious thing in common between Mooch, B. O. and the artists is amateurism.
BFH needs to do a “pet portrait” of her
The face shape is all wrong. Is that the same painter who (in)famously “restored” that fresco of Jesus? Or the one who did the faces on those family photos that were viral recently?
I would have thought the background would be the bridge of the Millennium Falcon.
She must have the longest arms in the world, does her hands reach the floor when she walks? Also, the artist she chose has painted black wimmin holding the decapitated heads of white ladies.
Joe, that’s what the high heels are for.
Nope. Not our ex first whatever. Our’s looked like a mean and nasty mau mau in a moo moo.
It would be better if the lady learned how to paint first
The nose needs a bone…
Sorta looks like the toilet paper before I flushed it.
This seems like 5 steps of Michael Jackson treatment in. Like she really, really wants to be a white oppressor.
Joe,
Barry’s white grandpa holds record on long arm in the photoshopped photo on the park bench.
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.10855.1355991678!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/barack-obama.jpg
I does not look like Mooch but it is still ugly.
That whole painting is awfully white. On top of that, portrait oil paintings have a European origin.
Barky and Big Maw should have protraits made of bits of tree bark, nuts, and dried berries and glued to water buffalo hides with adhesive made from mashed termite larvae.
That’s what happens when you choose a portrait artist by affirmative action.
A Mooseterpiece. Michee deserves the rat dropping portrait treatment like Barry got a few years back.
It looks nothing like Mooshelle. And that’s a good thing.
Is this the courtroom sketch artist that did Tom Brady?
Looks like a middle schooler painted it.
I went to the painter’s web site.
She is another one who only paints black people.
It looks like she uses maybe three faces and just adds or takes away weight and puts different hair on them.
They’re all terrible.
Shelly O’s painting reminds me of the bad clothing choices she made for 8 yrs.
The scowl is the only thing that the painter got right.
Moe Tom, Well how would you look if you stopped to take a crap in the woods and the artist accompanying you suddenly shouted out “that’s it! Perfect! Hold that pose!”
@joesixpack,
What about the huge size of her knee?
Holy cow!
mmm, just come right out and say it: “affirmative action”.
RBF is a little off, but it is there.
.
.
.
Looks kinda like a Scowler Monkey if you squint.
If they use that picture on the Wanted Posters nobody will ever find xer.
CNN says these are the “most anticipated presidential portraits ever”. I had to stifle a little vomit when I read that. CNN sure misses these commie traitors.
LMAO Eric Holders children could do better LMAO
Wats dat lady wearin?
Hey Michelle, Raggedy Ann called she wants her patch work dress back! LMAO.
I’d call this one Whistler’s Mother F*cker.
It looks like it was painted on the side of a building. Maybe that’s what they covered up that giant penis mural with.
she nailed the giant hands tho
Those are a couple of bizarre choices! The only place for them is the obama public urinal and shithouse in south chicago.
Michelle in the Mist.
@Uncle Al – do we need to call them out for cultural appropriation?
😉
Amy Sherald’s Pet Portraits . . .
What do you expect? The “artist” had to use a mirror and paint her portrait from the reflection so that she wouldn’t turn to stone.
It looks like someone wiped their ass with Charmin but then just tossed it on the bathroom floor and not in the toilet where it belongs. 💩
“Michelle Obama’s Poor Taint” There I fixed that for you Big Fur…..
LOL! The “artist” was really going for Beyonce aka “Bouncy” Knowles. Wow, really bad work.
That skirt’s certainly big enough to hide Sasquatch’s forage treasures and the sepia tone does capture her species coat colors. The worst First Lady portrait ever, due to the artist and subject.
Shit she He missing the banana tree the ungrateful always look disgusting
@BeachMom, that’s not her knee, it’s Huma in a burka.
I see they left out the ever present bulge in her dress.
This artist is racist! She must think that all black people look the same so she can just throw down a random “black” woman and we’ll all fall for it. Just wait ’till the Wokie rips her arms off!
I always said that the problem with the liberal’s fantasy of Michelle Obama as the world’s most beautiful, fashionable woman is the cold hard fact that we can see her, too.
I think I’ll name this portrait…
…A Farewell To Arms.
Outrageous no “Boob Belt” !
It’s an underpainting!It’s the color you lay down when deciding the color scheme before you go ahead and actually start painting painting.
Is this Meechell’s stunt double?
Even more hideous than the model.
Not. Even. Close.
How come he isn’t wearing his linebacker Helmet and shoulder pads, EH!
At least the painter got the SNEER right!
The dress was a good choice; no way ‘her’ dick shows with that!
That dress came from the Vintage Linoleum Museum
Who is that?
I think it’s a woman of African ancestry trying to appropriate my culture.
That looks like the tarp I spread out when I painted the living room.
Her hair doesn’t look natural. And why is she wrapped up in a carnival tent?
It’s summarizes their WHOLE time in D.C.
“Sketchy”… at BEST. 😳
Man Hands
What’s up with the grainy look? Somebody needs to move the rabbit ears. She looks like the Sphinx in a 1950’s TV special.
That’s a man, baby!
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7x59qb/michaels_portrait_explained/
if Mooch looked that good maybe Barky would’ve turned straight
… naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ….
Alas poor Harambe, we knew him well.
where is the boob belt?
https://twitter.com/skydash/status/963231284498747394/photo/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBVn8H2amf
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She looks like a darker Sarah Jessica Parker. Still ugly.
I’d like to say something nice…..but NOTHING comes to mind and believe me I’m trying…………