Does it include the “chopitoffamy” surgery or just the hormone treatments?
13
Better fashion sense these days.
4
Thank Goodness!….now I know. This explains the 3 week shortage of air for the airbrush….PHEEEEWH!…
12
I almost puked there.
11
Thank god. She really been lacking the exposure since slithering out of the White House.
9
“Becoming Female.” Cut off your dick and play from the red tees. Just do it!
14
Yesterday’s flag-pisser picked the wrong target
10
Horrible cover. You can still see her face.
23
There is a whole chapter on accessorizing your wardrobe with boob belts and old clown costumes.
14
Micheal rowed his big butt ashore, hallelujah! Barky helped to trim his butt cheeks, hallelujah!
9
Is that a white hooded robe pulled down around the shoulders?
And a white lady wighat culturally appropriated?
Great photo, btw.
9
Nice Italian hair.
12
If you look really close you can see the ring finger is longer than the index finger…..
DUDE!
10
They missed when painting the left eyebrow…
11
Now I know John Kerry can win the Kentucky Derby!
9
Say Guys,
Mike has a new book!
8
It’s a how to guide to patient dump, and get away with it.
(2 jokes in that if you have a decent memory…if not, how bout this….Dude looks like a lady is the theme song for the movie when it comes out. That one was easy)
5
Becoming female? He has an impossible task ahead of him!
7
Is this the second time she’s proud of our country.
She’s about as real as barry and evwn more disgusting.
5
I hear Barry Soetoro signed the imprimatur.
Or was it the nihil obstat ?
7
“A real slice…”
I see what you did there Bruce.
7
“She” always has five o’clock shadow. “she”needs to shave her face with a straight edge instead of electric razor.
P had to re examine the photo.
6
My eldest Manderin’s favorite phrase before heading off the the bathroom:
“Dad. I’m going to go take a Michelle Obama.”💩
9
Another idiot publisher bilked out of advance $$$ just like Hillary’s was.
7
How many terabytes of photo shop programming did it take to generate that photo of the Much?
8
BECOMING
PHOTOSHOPPED
8
BECOMING
INDOCTRINATED
“Learn to love your country for the first time in your forties…”
5
Moose dumplings
3
“I was a black female. I never had to do anything.”
5
BECLOWNING
AMERICA
“You can fool some of the people ALL of the time!”
4
Since she’s not resting her head on that huge hand, it looks more like she’s rubbing up to see if she needs a closer shave.
7
“I strode into the bathhouse … and there … simpering among a crowd of sweaty men was a curious fellow – a curious George looking fellow. In my deep baritone, little more than a growl – I said “Bring him here!” and pointed at the floor before me. Slightly afraid, and in awe of my muscular physique, they dragged the skinny wretch on his knees til his head was only inches from my … uhh … manhood. I laughed a deep, resonating sound, standing proudly before him with my hands on my hips, my manhood rising and falling with each chuckle, striking him solidly on his coconut head. THWACK! THWACK! He made a high-pitched whining sound while licking his thin, purple lips, his eyes darting from my face to my … and kept clinching and un-clinching his fists.
I said “You’d like some of that, wouldn’t you, little girl?” with a sneer. He was speechless – kneeling on the wet floor, the steam of the bathhouse making everything hazy, the other guys looking on with grins on their faces – he was only able to nod – he squeezed his eyes shut and nodded quickly …”
(from the book)
izlamo delenda est …
3
“How to Forage and Catch Prey”
Memoirs of The First Sasquatch of the United States
6
BECOMING
UPPITY
“The shhtruggle was real…”
6
BLAMING
WHITEY
“Black lives that I fly privately over, matter…”
6
What Happened: Hard Choices
3
BECOMING
IRRELEVANT
3
BECOMING
A FOOTNOTE
4
that’s a man baby!
2
BECOMING THE
ANONYMOUS OP-ED WRITER
“I am Deep Throat…”
3
Oprah referred her to her personal Photoshop guy. Almost worked.
4
I see the obamas needed another money laundering vehicle.
3
Holy cow! Air brush much??
And what is with that stupid title?
Was she a man, man?
2
could they make him look more white while they try to appeal to the black voters?
3
Maybe this is what she and Bush spent 30 min talking about at the funeral.
4
@ beachmom
Yes, she -was- a man, but the title has been photoshopped, just like her kisser.
1
That foto wasn’t air brushed it was sandblasted and blow torched
…
and she is still ugly
2
HungJumper It is not called a chopitoffame it is called a “takeadickphrome
Does it include the “chopitoffamy” surgery or just the hormone treatments?
Better fashion sense these days.
Thank Goodness!….now I know. This explains the 3 week shortage of air for the airbrush….PHEEEEWH!…
I almost puked there.
Thank god. She really been lacking the exposure since slithering out of the White House.
“Becoming Female.” Cut off your dick and play from the red tees. Just do it!
Yesterday’s flag-pisser picked the wrong target
Horrible cover. You can still see her face.
There is a whole chapter on accessorizing your wardrobe with boob belts and old clown costumes.
Micheal rowed his big butt ashore, hallelujah! Barky helped to trim his butt cheeks, hallelujah!
Is that a white hooded robe pulled down around the shoulders?
And a white lady wighat culturally appropriated?
Great photo, btw.
Nice Italian hair.
If you look really close you can see the ring finger is longer than the index finger…..
DUDE!
They missed when painting the left eyebrow…
Now I know John Kerry can win the Kentucky Derby!
Say Guys,
Mike has a new book!
It’s a how to guide to patient dump, and get away with it.
(2 jokes in that if you have a decent memory…if not, how bout this….Dude looks like a lady is the theme song for the movie when it comes out. That one was easy)
Becoming female? He has an impossible task ahead of him!
Is this the second time she’s proud of our country.
She’s about as real as barry and evwn more disgusting.
I hear Barry Soetoro signed the imprimatur.
Or was it the nihil obstat ?
“A real slice…”
I see what you did there Bruce.
“She” always has five o’clock shadow. “she”needs to shave her face with a straight edge instead of electric razor.
P had to re examine the photo.
My eldest Manderin’s favorite phrase before heading off the the bathroom:
“Dad. I’m going to go take a Michelle Obama.”💩
Another idiot publisher bilked out of advance $$$ just like Hillary’s was.
How many terabytes of photo shop programming did it take to generate that photo of the Much?
BECOMING
PHOTOSHOPPED
BECOMING
INDOCTRINATED
“Learn to love your country for the first time in your forties…”
Moose dumplings
“I was a black female. I never had to do anything.”
BECLOWNING
AMERICA
“You can fool some of the people ALL of the time!”
Since she’s not resting her head on that huge hand, it looks more like she’s rubbing up to see if she needs a closer shave.
“I strode into the bathhouse … and there … simpering among a crowd of sweaty men was a curious fellow – a curious George looking fellow. In my deep baritone, little more than a growl – I said “Bring him here!” and pointed at the floor before me. Slightly afraid, and in awe of my muscular physique, they dragged the skinny wretch on his knees til his head was only inches from my … uhh … manhood. I laughed a deep, resonating sound, standing proudly before him with my hands on my hips, my manhood rising and falling with each chuckle, striking him solidly on his coconut head. THWACK! THWACK! He made a high-pitched whining sound while licking his thin, purple lips, his eyes darting from my face to my … and kept clinching and un-clinching his fists.
I said “You’d like some of that, wouldn’t you, little girl?” with a sneer. He was speechless – kneeling on the wet floor, the steam of the bathhouse making everything hazy, the other guys looking on with grins on their faces – he was only able to nod – he squeezed his eyes shut and nodded quickly …”
(from the book)
izlamo delenda est …
“How to Forage and Catch Prey”
Memoirs of The First Sasquatch of the United States
BECOMING
UPPITY
“The shhtruggle was real…”
BLAMING
WHITEY
“Black lives that I fly privately over, matter…”
What Happened: Hard Choices
BECOMING
IRRELEVANT
BECOMING
A FOOTNOTE
that’s a man baby!
BECOMING THE
ANONYMOUS OP-ED WRITER
“I am Deep Throat…”
Oprah referred her to her personal Photoshop guy. Almost worked.
I see the obamas needed another money laundering vehicle.
Holy cow! Air brush much??
And what is with that stupid title?
Was she a man, man?
could they make him look more white while they try to appeal to the black voters?
Maybe this is what she and Bush spent 30 min talking about at the funeral.
@ beachmom
Yes, she -was- a man, but the title has been photoshopped, just like her kisser.
That foto wasn’t air brushed it was sandblasted and blow torched
…
and she is still ugly
HungJumper It is not called a chopitoffame it is called a “takeadickphrome