PHenry has trouble hearing.
He hears, “The Chair Is Not My Son.”
He hears, “Ripped Up Like a Douche.”
(In the same song, I hear “Anus Curly Wurly.”)
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“Soup and salad bar”
Suicide Blonde.
LOL, I’ve always heard “Anus Curly Wurly”. Didn’t Springsteen write that tune?
There’s a bathroom on the right.
Oh,
There’s a bad moon on the rise – CCR
This guy does a great job.
https://youtu.be/7my5baoCVv8
It’s called Chronic Lyricosis.
I always hear 99 red baboons instead of 99 red balloons. Not that I listen to that stupid song often.
“Ah got, two chickens to Paradise”
Lare dare nah dare lare nehr lare dare de nare!
Slightly OT, We listen mainly to Country lately. Lot’s of new artist. It’s like the flavor of the week. Lat week I’m working away with the radio playing a new artist in the back ground. But instead of his lyrics I’m hearing Rebel Rebel by Bowie. The music was exactly the same. Far from the first time that’s happened. I’m surprised these people aren’t getting their butts sued off.
Wife is a little hard of hearing. This is what she has been singing..
Have a tick on me…
(Have a drink on me….AC/DC)
Gunga Din and his chimpanzee…
(Dirty Deeds and their done dirt cheap…AC/DC again)
“If you like bean enchiladas, and dancing in the rain…”
“please don’t shout at Lionel, don’t take me too far away”
“I’m gonna free-ball out into nothin’…”
” free ballin’ now I’m free Ballin’.”
What’s always amazed me is listening to Ozzy Osbourne sing and then listening to him talk.
I would advise him to always sing so I know what he’s saying.
Go listen to Michael Jackson- Billie Jean and tell me it’s not’the chair is not my son’
‘Scuse me, while I kiss this guy. I don’t think Hendrix was into that.
🎵 🎵 Gaoon gaoon gaoon! 🎵 🎵
Jimmy crapped corn and I don’t care.
My knives have seen the gory…
The song Spiderwebs by No Doubt I’ve always heard, “I scream my balls off” and always thought that was weird for a female to say and found out years later it’s actually, “I screen my phone calls.”
For Mayor Pete, “I’ve been working on the gay road all the livelong day, just to pass the time away.” Whatever his fag partners name is won’t you blow me today.
Wrapped up like a douche.
Mad man drools from a dingy in the summer with a teenage diplomat.
Some silicone sister with a mannequin mister…
And little early birdy gave my anus curly-whirly…
Calliope crashed to the ground.
– Calliope is the Muse who presides over eloquence and epic poetry; so called from the ecstatic harmony of her voice. That makes sense that Calliope crashed after listening to this.
I can’t make anything out of what they say when they start singing over each other.
Alleged lyrics
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=blinded+by+the+light+lyrics&t=ipad&ia=web&iax=lyrics
Funny, when Robert Plant sings “Living, loving, she’s just a woman.”
I hear “Fuck Joe Biden”
I always thought REM’s The End of the World as We Know It song had “Donald Trump” in the lyrics.
It does not:
“Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh…”
When I was a kid I heard that song by the Dixie Cups ‘Chapel of love’ as ‘going to the Jack-o-lantern, gonna get married’. I guess I was the cadence. My mom howled in laughter when I sang it.
You tell me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rTq7w8P6_2I
In “What a Wonderful World,” I cannot not hear Louie Armstrong sing “The dogs say Goodnight” (instead of “the dark sacred night”).
The little boy who said God’s name was Andy.
Because, “Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own,……”.
Meaning of lyrics.
https://americansongwriter.com/meaning-of-blinded-by-the-light-by-manfred-manns-earth-band/
there’s a baboon on the ride. – ccr
hold me closer Tony danza.- Elton john
I smell lox, no! he will not let me go. let me go! – Bohemian Rhapsody
wonky honky
SUNDAY, 28 APRIL 2024, 14:17 AT 2:17 PM
“If you like bean enchiladas, and dancing in the rain…”
♫ If you like penis coladas ♪
https://youtu.be/kGvsR9nfgWc?si=2uxA6jp9wj_kJREo&t=33s
Life in the vast plains. Oh, and Let’s Go Brandon.
OK smart guy. What are the actual lyrics of Blinded by the Light, and what do they mean?
Who the hell is go-cart Mozart? What is this weather chart he’s checking out? What does it mean to be “safe outside”?
I can pretty much understand what a silicone sister is.
Neil Diamond: Love on my socks
“Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a deuce(that’s a joint, I believe) another runner in the night”.
Little kid Collette.
She came on my pillow….
“Bald headed woman…” bee gees
I’m dating myself, but in 1959 I thought Paul Anka was singing “Butcher head on my shoulder…”
Of course, I was only five years old back then.
^ You should be dating someone else!