All About Eve
Misquote: “Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”
Actual Quote: “Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy night.”
The Wizard of Oz
Misquote: “Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
Actual Quote: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
The Graduate
Misquote: “Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?”
Actual Quote: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you?
Cool Hand Luke
Misquote: “What we have here is a failure to communicate.”
Actual Quote: “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”
Wall Street
Misquote: “Greed is good.”
Actual Quote: “The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Field of Dreams
Misquote: “If you build it, they will come.”
Actual Quote: “If you build it, he will come.”
Silence of the Lambs
Misquote: “Hello, Clarice.”
Actual Quote: “Good evening, Clarice.”
Casablanca
Misquote: “Play it again, Sam”
Actual quote: “Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By”
Apollo 13
Misquote: “Houston, we have a problem.”
Actual Quote: “Ah, Houston, we’ve had a problem.”
Forrest Gump
Misquote: “Mama always said, ‘Life is like a box of chocolates.’”
Actual Quote: “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.”
Dirty Harry
Misquote: “Do ya feel lucky, punk?”
Actual Quote: “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?”
The Empire Strikes Back
Misquote: “Luke, I am your father.”
Actual Quote: “No, I am your father.”
Joe Biden:
Misquote: p9%*&6t9*&^
Actual quote: p9%*&6t9*&^!
I disagree with Cool Hand Luke.
I always hear Strother Martin’s quote correctly in my head.
Also, I believe Dirty Harry say’s “Do you feel lucky, punk” at another point in the movie.
Don’t leave out The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
“We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”
Movie:
Book:
https://youtu.be/A732Cuuo2tI?si=2j842bsQUIX_72_1
Let’s let Clint say it himself.
Misheard Quote: “I gave you derriere!”
Actual Quote: “I gave you Derianne!”
– Gordon Gekko in Wall Street
“Batches? We ain’t go no batches. We don’t need no batches. We don’t have to show you no stinking batches!!!”
– The magnificent Alfonso Bedoya
Actually Jethro, this is where Dirty Harry say’s the line quoted above:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky7rHZmk9Yw
“The sheriff is near!”
Three Stooges – Three Dark Horses
“Say boys we better caucus”
“Not me – all day long we had a rump session, and now you want to cock us?”
@Loco – Cool Hand Luke, via Guns N Roses 🙂 :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ucDiz3GYrg&ab_channel=GunsNRosesVEVO
@Uncle Al – acktually it’s badgers… 🙂
https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54?si=T5fHbdP7n3CPuG1e
Misquote: “Do ya feel lucky, punk?”
does not appear as a quote in the movie, and your clip shows that to be the case.
Also, Cool Hand Luke, what are you hearing?
The other great thing about every Dirty Harry quote is that he says it once, early in the movie, not related to the major story, then brings it home at the crucial moment at the end of the movie.
https://youtu.be/8Xjr2hnOHiM?si=OKSkCLwWpDuKPYfL&t=96
‘I gots to know.’ 🙂
A Christmas Story
Heard: “Ohh, fuuudge!”
Spoken: “Ohh, fuuuck!”
Misquote: We’ll always have Paris
Actual Quote: We’ll always have Perris.
(The Rick character was referring to a rather ugly little town in So. California, where Louis B. Mayer kept his horse stables. No Eiffel Tower or Champs Elysees there)