Misheard Movie Quotes – IOTW Report

Misheard Movie Quotes

All About Eve

Misquote: “Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”
Actual Quote: “Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy night.”

The Wizard of Oz

Misquote: “Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
Actual Quote: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

The Graduate

Misquote: “Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?”
Actual Quote: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you?

Cool Hand Luke

Misquote: “What we have here is a failure to communicate.”
Actual Quote: “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”

Wall Street

Misquote: “Greed is good.”
Actual Quote: “The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

Field of Dreams

Misquote: “If you build it, they will come.”
Actual Quote: “If you build it, he will come.”

 Silence of the Lambs

Misquote: “Hello, Clarice.”
Actual Quote: “Good evening, Clarice.”


Misquote: “Play it again, Sam”
Actual quote: “Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By”

 Apollo 13

Misquote: “Houston, we have a problem.”
Actual Quote: “Ah, Houston, we’ve had a problem.”

Forrest Gump

Misquote: “Mama always said, ‘Life is like a box of chocolates.’”
Actual Quote: “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.”

Dirty Harry

Misquote: “Do ya feel lucky, punk?”
Actual Quote: “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?”

The Empire Strikes Back

Misquote: “Luke, I am your father.”
Actual Quote: “No, I am your father.”

14 Comments on Misheard Movie Quotes

  1. Don’t leave out The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

    “We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”


    “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!


    Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don’t need badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and chinga tu madre! Come out there from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you.

  2. Misquote: “Do ya feel lucky, punk?”

    does not appear as a quote in the movie, and your clip shows that to be the case.

    Also, Cool Hand Luke, what are you hearing?

  3. Misquote: We’ll always have Paris

    Actual Quote: We’ll always have Perris.

    (The Rick character was referring to a rather ugly little town in So. California, where Louis B. Mayer kept his horse stables. No Eiffel Tower or Champs Elysees there)

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