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Michelle Obama’s juice drink for children fails her own health standards due to the high sugar content.
Obama recently co-founded Plezi nutrition which just launched juices for kids.
According to health experts, the new juice drinks fail the Obama-era health standards put in place to fight childhood obesity. More
Hopefully, the side effects are clearly marked on the label;
A false sense of entitlement
An uncontrollable urge to claim achievement by riding on spouse’s coattails
Acquiring the annoying habit of viewing everything thru the lens of race
Feelings of narcissism and an inflated ego based on zero accomplishments
Thinking that your shit don’t stink
Scrotum sack dropping and accelerated facial hair
Angry Black Gorilla-Aide
Made with High-Schtruggle Corn Syrup & Dye Whitey Dye #4…
It’s tranny fluid.
Each 16 oz bottle is fortified with .25 ounce of genuine Mike Robinson sperm hand harvested by Barry Soetoro himself.
Now with NEW mRNA AND estros!
Good fashioned sugar laden strawberry Kool-Aid (bug juice) on a hot day works to slake my thirst. I used to drink it to the max when I was in the Navy and working full flight ops up on the flight deck of the Kitty Hawk. And pop, all the cold pop that you could drink at .15 cents a can from vending machines all over the ship. The alternative being drinking water from a water fountain on the island that tasted like it had JP5 (jet fuel) mixed in it. When it’s super-hot in the tropics and in the Indian Ocean and you’re sweating like there’s no tomorrow and taking salt tablets mandatorily to keep from becoming dehydrated there’s nothing like drinking huge amounts of bug juice and pop to stay hydrated.
Get the Grape Drank flavor or add your own cough syrup!
Wait! I’ve had this taste in my mouth before! Many times in my mouth, the mouth I had when I had this taste in it!
*CACKLE!*
Barack apparently likes it.
Comes with it’s own straw.
A quiz. Who said; “I Do Think At A Certain Point You’ve Made Enough Money”.
There are oceans they don’t have a home on yet so…
A purely shameless cash grab.
Be sure to give the trannies boob belts with their juice so they can look like Big Mike, too.
Plezi take this crap away from me!
Soon to be the official soda pop of all US military bases, all federal buildings and all national parks.
Not make Big Mike angry.
Not like Big Mike angry.
The incredible hulking,
Mike
Mikes a big *girl* now.
Taller than anybody else in the pictures every time.
What do Big Mike, Britney Griner, and Dylan all have in common?
Hmmmmm?
Brawndo!
Who is the biological MOTHER of Obama’s kids?