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Mother

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  1. Where’s the dad in this scenario? The pipe wrench (dad) went to work and earned that nut so that the channel locks (mom) could feed the two socket wrenches. I prefer to keep the family unit intact, which is much better for the wrench society.

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  2. Women in general scare me. They all have one thing in common. And remember what George Carlin said about that.

    “ The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.”

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  3. Another good analogy would be; this is how your typical lib views the government, expecting to be fed (taken care of) with no effort or reciprocity.

    We need a Republican vice-grip to kick that little bitch sockets out of the nest and into the work force.

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  4. Rich just so you know those are open end baby metric wrenches being fed by a mother vise gripe.
    They all grew up to be a torque wrench and lived happily ever after.
    The End.

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