The collapse of Will Ferrell’s proposed movie on Ronald Reagan with Alzheimer’s may have been the right idea but the wrong target.
No, not by making fun of people suffering Alzheimer’s, but perhaps its time for political comedies.
Sonny Bunch at the Free Beacon helps start things off with four movie pitches featuring famous Democrats. Surely Hollywood will like these.
But this just scratching the surface. I think there are a lot of laughs out there to be had at the party of hypocrites, imbeciles and criminals of all sorts
a remake of ‘Stir Crazy’ with Hillary Clinton & Huma Wiener reprising the roles of Gene Wilder & Richard Pryor. Hillary & Huma, while continually proclaiming their innocence, often repeating the running gag “What difference, at this point, does it make?” See hijinks ensue when Hillary continues to play her ‘Woman Card’ to score hot babes in the all-female prison, while Bill keeps ‘popping in’ on visiting hours looking for a new candidate for his human humidor & Huma’s Wiener becomes the most popular object in the prison yard while Hillary plots to keep her down ‘on the reservation’.
HOW ABOUT “OBAMA AND LARRY, NIGHT OF THE FAIRY”
ONLY AT PUSSYCAT THEATERS NEAR YOU!!
Not a movie, but funny politics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPATU4Bz9fw .
Technical difficulties tonight?
Or is it my PC?
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid do a re-make called “Death Becomes Them”
The two career politicians stumble upon a Gypsy women’s magic elixir that grants them eternal life so they can hold office forever.
Hilarity ensues as the two disagree over what Socialist project to saddle the country with next. Pelosi punches Reid and his eye pops out and Reid grabs Nancy by the cheeks and stretches them permanently till she looks like an old bull dog.
They go to John Boehner to try to force him to take care of them both like he did when he was Speaker of the House, only he’s turned into such a lush all he can do is scream curses at those who haven’t failed utterly in life as he has.
The three are hounded by towns people with pitchforks and torches when the public realizes the three are cursed zombie socialist condemned to walk the earth, spreading misery. They are finally run into the Potomac and forced out to see where they become shark food and the world rejoices.
All the President’s Women
Remake of the demise of Richard Nixon because of his cover-up of the Watergate break-in, but this time it is H-Rod’s cover-up of her email scam.
‘Stir Crazy’ with Hillary
I’m for it as long as it ends with Hillary and Huma driving off a cliff.
How about a re-boot of The X-Men?
The epic fight and struggle to crap in the restroom of your choice, even though you still have a dick, an adam’s apple, a beard, and X-Y chromosomes.
“It’s Fuckin’ Golden”
A Serbian Elvis impersonator who was a shoeshiner, pizza delivery boy and worker in a meat plant marries the daughter of a rich, connected and powerful Chicago Alderman and Democrat Ward Committeeman.
Through powerful connections and big money the Elvis impersonator becomes a State Representative and then Governor of a Midwestern State He refines the art of “Pay to Play”, taking $millions for no bid state contracts, state jobs, appointments to boards and commissions and selling Barack Obama’s vacated Senate Seat..
This hapless Elvis impersonator believes he’s too big to fail and too connected to be held accountable. Blagojevich is now serving 14 years in Federal Prison, singing “Jailhouse Rock”, “Any Way You Want Me”, “A Big Hunk O’ Love”, “Crying in the Chapel”, “Don’t Be Cruel” and many more Elvis hits.
“Hillary’s oozing wound”…
The Very Odd Couple starring Bernie Sanders and Arte Moreno.
Arte is a Mexican American born to a family of modest means, and through hard work, acute business acumen and perhaps some good fortune, becomes rich and buys a major league baseball team. Bernie is a slob who has never had a real job, and has failed at everything except convincing college kids that communism is a good thing.
After deciding that Vermont is really not good for anything, that state’s senatorial positions are eliminated for the good of the nation and Bernie is out of a job. Arte sees Bernie on the street corner, starving and now down to one pair of underwear, feels sorry for him, and decides to take him in as a permanent houseguest. But Bernie cannot be housebroken.
Bernie keeps giving Arte’s possessions away (while selling the more valuable pieces and keeping the money for himself), and turns the Angels baseball team upside down. Behind Arte’s back, Bernie confiscates 90% of player’s salaries, trades Mike Trout to the Toronto BlueJays for a bag of baseballs and a broken bat to be named later (because he hates America, dammit), hires all transgenders to play the outfield, locks Mike Scoscia in his safe place for every game, gives the beer and hot dogs away for free, demands that Albert Pujols explain why he has so many homeruns when light hitting shortstops don’t have many, and turns all the restrooms in Anaheim Stadium unisex. When Arte complains, Bernie accuses him of being a homophobe, Islamaphobe and racist, and Arte spends the next 10 years litigating with Al Sharpton and shouting with Trigglypuff.
Eventually, the Angels turn Anaheim Stadium into a Disneyland franchise called “Stupid Land” and Arte abandons his mansion to meth addicts and crack whores, who gang rape Bernie and steal his one pair of underwear.
How about “The Last Kenyan on Earth”?
True story about how the next president decides to carpet-nuke Kenya to avoid another deadly national security threat like Barry Hussein 0bama.