Sesame street unveils… wait, bad choice of word… debuts a Muslim muppet.
Before you see her, what color do you think she is?—->
She’s purple, with an orange nose. It’s orange because it’s a prosthetic nose. Her savage husband cut it off because she made eye contact with another male.
ht/ fdr in hell
Are we sure she isn’t just identifying as a female?
How long before Bert & Ernie are tossed from a roof top? Or Mr. Snuffleupagus has his throat slit and becomes “halal?”
You only hear from her from behind a closed door.
She’ll take up residence with the Count, if he’s still around, then demand privileges to all the numbers.
She will give sermons on the glories of FMG, how her testimony is only worth half of Grover’s and like WiscoDave pointed out start calling for the death of Bert and Ernie. Oh, and when she turns 6, that is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, SIX! she can get married to Mr. Hopper (or whoever they have as “the old guy” on the street these days).
Thank G-d for youtube. I was able to watch all the good stuff with my kids without the liberal indoctrination. I still love Yoga 20. Its so ‘within you/ without you’ and you just get the vibe that the Hindu does not want to cut your head off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euJmyBimDBM&nohtml5=False
A feminist muzzie. . . well, THERE’S an oxymoron.
I wonder how long “she” would last as a real person in the real islamic world. Oh. . . .wait. . . . I don’t have to wonder. There are enough reports of women and young girls being attacked, acid thrown at them, killed – all for bucking the islamic theocracy, and seeking their own God given rights.
Annnd. . . I also wonder how long this puppet and/or Halal Street show will last, given the jihadi quoranimals penchant for setting their hair on fire with anything that doesn’t fit their exact preconceived ideology?
It’s all taqiyya anyway.
Good thing Disney and Sesame St have divvied up the muppets the way they have, or Zari would have to deal with Miss Piggy and Rowlf. Probably by killing them.
It’s not easy being purple…
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I swear I immediately thought purple.
I don’t know why I will be playing the lottery later.
Wait! I can see her face! Where’s her veil?
Everybody knows that’s just Oprah.
It’s only on the Afghani version. But as Racer X notes her lack of veil will likely lead to an honor killing, further motivated by her feminist activities.
She’s purple cause she fell into the “I voted” vat of ink in Iraq
Will she and Miss Piggy ever share a stage? Will her male relatives have to be present when she’s talking to other male characters?
Will they show her on the phone crying her eyes out because the man she’s betrothed to is yelling at her for being at a high school function without him? (He being 30)
When does the Jewish Muppet come to the show?
Looks like she also had a finger lopped off for waving at a male, too.
🙂
Shit, what about the long-extant muppet character Crazy Harry, the one who always had the dynamite plunger thingy. He looks nuts and blows stuff up–perfect Muppet for a takfiri character
You can see him in this video compilation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYizQo0gVss .
Does she come with a bom…I mean clock?
Would have been more realistic if they had used a
Blow Up Doll 😉
Why stop there? Her clit was lopped off and her vag was sewn shut.
Gosh. Isn’t she culturally reappropriating those dreadlocks?