A couple were left stranded and out of pocket after a rideshare driver refused to pick them up because they had a Christmas ham
The couple had been for dinner at their local RSL in Melbourne’s south-east on Tuesday night, and picked up a ham they’d won there a few weeks ago.
They ordered an Uber, but as they approached the car the driver told them the ride was cancelled.
“My husband had it (the ham) in his hand and the boot opened,” stranded passenger Marion told 3AW’s Kate and Quarters.
“The guy said ‘what’s that?”
“My husband said ‘it’s ham’, and he said ‘no, you can’t get in. The trip is cancelled.”
The driver told the couple he wouldn’t take them home with the ham because he was Muslim,
But when Marion checked her bank account she got a rude shock.
She’d been charged a cancellation fee from Uber for the ride which the driver cancelled!
“I looked it up and I got charged!,” she said.
“We were furious, we were left there.”
Lawsuit time
I wonder if in Australia repeatedly hitting a mohammadman in the face with a ham would be considered assault. I’m certain it would be a “hate crime” but I’m not sure about assault.
Idle thought: I also wonder how hard you’d have to work to shove a ham up a mohammadman’s ass.
Take a page from the LGBLT vs Christians playbook: Sue the shit out of Uber and the driver.
shoulda smeared the ham all over the windshield
… then proceed to smear it all over the car, particularly the driver’s seat & steering wheel
‘course it Aussie-land, they’d probably arrest the couple on hate-crimes
Hate crime!
Driver profiled and discriminated against a “World Visible Minority” (white person) based solely on their culture which happens to be eating their traditional food at Christmas.
And minor fraud for charging them for services not rendered.
However, the Australians will charge the couple for offending a goat abuser.
Wouldn’t have been a problem if the couple would have had a severed head instead of a ham.
When are those of us in the civilized world going to start fighting the war that we all know we are in?
Also, for general information, some SJW use the term “World Majority” when describing people of colour.
Therefore, I use the term, “World Minority” for European white descendants.
Its an even smaller minority if you sub divide it into employed conservative taxpayers.
Severed head! Best one of the week!
AND that’s why you conceal carry Prosciutto in your pants…….” you carrying a hog leg?”….”well, yes I am, salted, cured, aged, and succulent….”Wanna see my Jamon?”…..”Wanna see my Langostinos?……That decides it. I’m having lobster for Christmas if I can find some here in the hinterland flyover country…..
Turn them over to ICE 😡
You’re not supposed to EAT pork, dumbass. Nothing about being in the same car with a ham.
They should take the driver, hold him down, and shove barck obama up his ass, and make him eat the ham. If he doesn’t eat the ham, start shoving michelle obama up his ass.
He’ll eat the ham. He’ll KISS the ham.
They should have said it was the head of an infidel. Then the filthy musselman scum would have bought it as a curio for 1000 quid.
“I’ll take a thousand quid for it, but you can’t look at it until you get home…”
Like that terrible story Caulfield’s Crime.
Edit: Not Caulfield’s Crime, but Pollock and the Porroh Man by Herbert Wells.
Not sure how I screwed that up.
Squirt bottles full of ham gravy, anyone?
Gather up a couple ship loads of shit for brains rag heads and strand therm in the Middle East where they belong. Virtually worthless humans.
They ask what they’re carrying? Seriously?
Tell them it’s two wet diapers. Fuck off!
There is a need for self-defense, open carry in Muslim dominated American cities. This couple might have been killed if they had actually gotten in the car when this driver found out about the ham. A majority of Muslims do not seem to have a reluctance to be violent in regards to their religion. The instinct to kill exists and is apparently strengthened when the Muslims are united in a community. ( Much like the black areas of urban America, for example, Chicago)
AMERICAN INGENUITY! Introducing ‘Pig’s Blood Spray,’ the latest in anti-Islamic terrorism protection
MARCH 4, 2015 BY BARENAKEDISLAM
Anti-terrorism device designed to spray Muslims with pig’s blood has Muslim heads exploding. An American inventor has been hit with ‘Islamophobia’ claims after applying for a patent on his controversial invention.
https://barenakedislam.com/2015/03/04/american-ingenuity-introducing-pigs-bood-spray-the-latest-in-anti-islamic-terrorism-protection/
And the Left still insist that we all pretend Islamists want to be Americans but that isn’t why they come here.
But I suppose that if they attacked him with the ham because of their rage at his racist stupidity, they would be charged with a hate crime and face a decade or more in prison.
How does this differ in principle from a Christian baker refusing to make a cake for a gay wedding?
next time when you order your uber car tell them no muslim drivers
Can you still see Allah if you’re beaten to death with a ham? Asking for a friend….
Uber users should demand an option: NO MUSLIM DRIVERS FOR ME!! This muzzieScumBullshiite should cut 2-ways. If the muzzieScum can refuse to pick up people, the users should have the option to refuse ALL MUZZIESCUM DRIVERS!!
I wonder what Muslims do when they have surgery? Some medical products are made from animals. For example, Heparin – an absolutely vital drug used in procedures like cardiac surgery, dialysis, deep vein thrombosis and other life saving treatments is made from pork mucosa. Do followers of Islam turn a blind eye or tell the doc “I’d rather have a lethal or debilitating clot than a pic product”?
In muslim infested cities, women need to be able to carry a pig’s blood spray (similar to a pepper spray canister) to be used against rapey/gropey muslims. Better yet, everyone should be carrying the spray in case a muslim decides to try and get stabby.
Pigs have the wonderful ability of turning slop and garbage into good tasting meat.
Let the Muzzies (Jews too) starve if they want to. I’m eating pork.
@Anon
Different because gay fags suck, but Uber passengers do not necessarily suck.
So hang hams on all the street poles in your neighborhood. Problem solved.
Cab probably smelled like bloody camel butt anyway. He did them a favor.