Muslims prepare for Ramadan – IOTW Report

Muslims prepare for Ramadan

ABU DHABI, United Arab Emirates, June 5 (UPI) — Muslims around the world are expected to spend a month fasting during daylight hours beginning Monday, on the first sighting of the new moon.

30 Comments on Muslims prepare for Ramadan

  1. Who fucking cares? If they weren’t sitting on a fortune in oil, they still be living in tents and using dung for their cooking fires. And Iran would still be a modern country.

    BTW it’s not a religion, it’s a political ideology that worships a moon god and a rock(and violent jihad, honor killings, FGM & so much more…)

  2. Fabulous. My son just texted me that he landed in Frankfurt, Germany. Waiting to get on the train to Munich. Just in time for the ramadama-ding-dong bomb-a-thon.

  3. Matthew 6:16-18:

    “When you fast, do not look somber as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show others they are fasting. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to others that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.”

    You muslims are doing it all wrong. And just with the fasting.

    I fasted once for three days not too long My wife didn’t even know. Which is amazing because I start getting cranky when I’m hungry for too long. When it was over I fired up a Papa Murphy’s pizza. 😇

    The first day is okay. The second day is harder than Hades. The third day something happens spiritually. It’s hard to explain. You’ll just have to try it…

  4. Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in sæcula sæculorum.

    Burn in Jehannum, you goat fucking scumbags.

  5. “Preparation” would be taking Fat Man and Little Boy out of mothballs, but that’s just one dead President’s opinion.

    Wait…

    LBJ and JFK just yelled, “Count us in!”

  6. if there are muslims in Alaska what do they do when it is day light for 24hours and no moon and when can they eat at night seeing there is no night for 6 months? Oh well, no need for me to worry I eat day and night. have a good day y’all

  7. FDR in Hell….the B-61 is only 2000lbs….and 10X more powerful than Fatman, or Little Boy….hung a sh*tload of those on F-16’s in ROK…of course that was 30 Years ago…prolly got sumpin better by now 😉

  8. could not read the article after seeing that picture….

    PENGWINGS!!!!! PENGWINGS!!!!

    okay, so maybe only benedict cumberbatch understands…..but…HE DOES UNDERSTAND….

    PENGWINGS!!!!!

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