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“My Big Mac Genitals Ruined My Life”

Monday, 6 March 2017, 14:03 BFH Uncategorized 78

 

  • Antonia has a labiaplasty in BBC Three documentary My Unusual Vagina.
  • She thinks her vagina looks like a McDonalds’ Big Mac with ‘filling hanging out’.

  •  A girls’ holiday was ruined for Antonia when her labia escaped from her bikini and burned in the sun.
  • The surgery is no longer funded by the NHS, so she turned to a private clinic.
  • Number of vaginal surgeries has increased by five times over the last 10 years.
  • Antonia is unhappy with the results and returns to the surgeon .

‘The skin flaps are like elastic bands, if I was to pull them I could get them down to my thigh,’ she says.

Antonia consulted a surgeon at Fitzroy Surgery in London, so that she could have her labia reduced in a labiaplasty operation – often referred to as ‘designer vagina’ surgery.

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FITZROY???? C’mon.

FITZROY????

Well, if it fits Roy, then that’s all that matters.

ht/ rob e.

 

78 Comments on “My Big Mac Genitals Ruined My Life”

  3. I’m still trying to figure out her labia “escaped”. I keep picturing teeny, tiny searchlights and guard towers with the labia trying to tunnel under the bikini to the tune of the march from flic “The Great Escape”. Hmmm, where did I put my meds?

  14. For starters, how old are your partners, eleven? My adult brain can think of NO scenario, including an all out throwing-stuff fight where one of those responses would come to mind.
    Second, about the bathing suit. If your lady parts are hanging out where Mr. Sun can see, so can everybody else. You need to do spot check, now and then, girly.
    Which is the most perfect Lady Part?
    The one you acquire access to.

  18. COME ON! Can we please stop talking about stuff like this. I may be old fashioned, but I don’t think things like this should be talked about in public. By the way……….where can I get the pictures?

  19. WTF is wrong with people? How much does she show it off to get ridicule?

    Get a reality TV show and make the most of it, I know at least one guy who would carry a picture of it in his wallet he would be so proud.

  22. I don’t know if the circus freak tents still exist but if they do that would be a way to pay for the operation.
    Of course you might make so much money you don’t get the surgery.

  29. This appears to be a free publicity stunt. She knew there was a problem, so she wore a dinky bikini to show everyone. Guess what happened; surprise, surprise! Is she inn search of new employment?

  31. I went to mickieD to check it out as no picture was provided with story, saw no meat hanging out just some special sauce dripping. feel like I ended up on the short end of the stick.

  38. Why would someone do that? You lose all the feeling from stimulation.
    I was seriously considering suing may parents to get my foreskin back but my lawyer says that at 51 yo. I hardly have a case.

  45. …. as she was walking her dog someone came up to her & said, “pretty big lab you got there”. she blushed, “damn, I thought I tucked those up. gotta use duct tape next time. sorry”.

  51. Lol that reminds me of a time I was telling a guy friend about the Pam Anderson sex tape and how her labia reminded me of a hot dog bun. He then asked, “well, what do Yours look like”? So, I thought about it for a moment and responded: “A bologna sandwich!” Lol, I’ll never forget the laughs that followed!

  52. “A girls’ holiday was ruined for Antonia when her labia escaped from her bikini and burned in the sun.”

    She sunburned her neener which “ruined the girls’ holiday”.
    What did the girls have planned?

  54. Back in the 80’s I belonged to a gym where one of the women lifters use to wear leotards while she was training. Stuff was hanging out all the time. Didn’t look like a hamburger though.

  58. ‘The skin flaps are like elastic bands, if I was to pull them I could get them down to my thigh,’ she says.

    Just WAY too munch information in that sentence.

  67. Now I see where you got your name Brad! Ha!
    Yes, the question did Come Up. I said no so he took back the 12 string
    blonde rickenbacker I named Rebecca😢 Funny, when he bought her for me
    he said no strings attached (pardon the pun) Ah well, I’ve learned a lot since then.

  68. Unless you can audibly hear them flapping in the wind, she should allow the garden to grow and that would give her some cover. Underwear would help too. What’s she doing, closes up porn shots? WTF is wrong with this women? This is why God gave women a garden.

  73. That sunburn was caused by a Slip of the Lip. Reminds me of that old joke…. how is doing a 69 and being in the mafia similar? Because ‘one slip of the tongue and you’re in da shit!’

  74. I don’t know why she did it, but I know where her ‘excess’ ended up. Excess labia material from these sorts of operations, in addition to foreskins from circumcisions, are what are used to make chicharrones. Bet you won’t be rushing to the grocery store to buy them any time soon! 🙂

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