Have you ever wondered if when your dog spots a police dog their first reaction is “Oh shit, The Cops”?
My dog is an asshole
And a democrat
Yup. Boobie is the best.
I don’t. Mine are yappy little, pee on the floor, food begging, tear stuff up fuzzy little furball pains in the butt. The weird thing is we love them anyway.
A bit simplistic. I’ve had some horrible dogs I rescued.
The dogs I KEEP are the best.
The difficult ones that didn’t cut the muster? Not so much. Otherwise I would have kept them.
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read” (Groucho Marx).
All dog wonderful. Best with kimchee and rice.
I’ve had some great dogs over the years and that quote brought this one to mind:
“If you get to thinking you’re a person of influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.” – Will Rogers
Love my dogs. 🙂
When I was six or seven, one of my friend’s sister brought home a dog she and her boyfriend rescued at the Cocoa Beach pier. The dog’s owner had tied the dog’s leash to a cinder block and was going to toss it in the water. The little dog was disgusting. It would puke and lap it up, ate shit, barked incessantly, and was probably retarded. After two weeks, the girl and her boyfried tied its leash to a cinder block and took it back to rhe pier. Someone else rescued it before the chucked him off. I’ve always wondered how many times that little mutt was taken to the pier then rescued and if anyone finally threw him into the ocean. I’m positive that no one ever thought that was the best dog.
@Boobie, we love ya, but it’s actually MY dog that is the best.
The other day at the pub, we were talking about our dogs.
This old tough guy said that “back on the farm” dogs were just there…if the got sick, you shot it, buried it, and got another one.
I called him a cold SOB, but then he told a story of his current neighbor who had a dog that had to be put down…and he cried like a baby.
Busted !!
I agree.
So do my dogs.
One cat rolled his eyes.
The rest of them slept through it.
!Dachshunds Uber Alles!
go onto YouTube and do a search on Maple Bacon Dog. Funny as hell. I laugh my ass off every time I see it.
My neighbors have the WORST dogs that I pray will be eaten by coyotes. And THAT is true.
If you’re not familiar with it, look up Vest’s speech about “ole drum”. Ronald Reagan played him(vest, not the dog)long ago in an episode of Death Valley Days.
If that don’t jerk a tear, you ain’t got no heart.
@Mansfield Lovell, Deplorable Confederate General
Loved Maple Bacon Dog!
@ Tim
“Everyone” is a plural subject where “they” is the correct pronoun.
Truth.
Excellent!
That is absolute truth! No fake news there!
Have you ever wondered if when your dog spots a police dog their first reaction is “Oh shit, The Cops”?
My dog is an asshole
And a democrat
Yup. Boobie is the best.
I don’t. Mine are yappy little, pee on the floor, food begging, tear stuff up fuzzy little furball pains in the butt. The weird thing is we love them anyway.
A bit simplistic. I’ve had some horrible dogs I rescued.
The dogs I KEEP are the best.
The difficult ones that didn’t cut the muster? Not so much. Otherwise I would have kept them.
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read” (Groucho Marx).
All dog wonderful. Best with kimchee and rice.
I’ve had some great dogs over the years and that quote brought this one to mind:
“If you get to thinking you’re a person of influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.” – Will Rogers
Love my dogs. 🙂
When I was six or seven, one of my friend’s sister brought home a dog she and her boyfriend rescued at the Cocoa Beach pier. The dog’s owner had tied the dog’s leash to a cinder block and was going to toss it in the water. The little dog was disgusting. It would puke and lap it up, ate shit, barked incessantly, and was probably retarded. After two weeks, the girl and her boyfried tied its leash to a cinder block and took it back to rhe pier. Someone else rescued it before the chucked him off. I’ve always wondered how many times that little mutt was taken to the pier then rescued and if anyone finally threw him into the ocean. I’m positive that no one ever thought that was the best dog.
@Boobie, we love ya, but it’s actually MY dog that is the best.
The other day at the pub, we were talking about our dogs.
This old tough guy said that “back on the farm” dogs were just there…if the got sick, you shot it, buried it, and got another one.
I called him a cold SOB, but then he told a story of his current neighbor who had a dog that had to be put down…and he cried like a baby.
Busted !!
Sorry Loco…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2jo8cLrMqbI
I like my dog but I may not like yours.
Even Steven: Kinda sounds like the democrat party.
Grammatically, the correct form would be “none of them IS wrong.” None is a singular subject = “not one of them…” RECESS!
There WAS a spider.
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/there-was-a-spider.jpg .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o
Miss Crabtree,
But “Everyone thinks they …” gets a pass?
Grammar Nazi! Grammar Nazi! Aisle Six!
izlamo delenda est …
Sorry Boobie and Norman, but MY dogs are the best. Or just maybe ALL dogs are the best!
The dog is mans best friend. Diamonds are a girls best friend. That’s all I’m going to say.
Hey – – what about CATS?!
Billy- yeah? What about em?
*mad dogs you*
😀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3VLqLLWxbQ
I agree.
So do my dogs.
One cat rolled his eyes.
The rest of them slept through it.
!Dachshunds Uber Alles!
go onto YouTube and do a search on Maple Bacon Dog. Funny as hell. I laugh my ass off every time I see it.
My neighbors have the WORST dogs that I pray will be eaten by coyotes. And THAT is true.
If you’re not familiar with it, look up Vest’s speech about “ole drum”. Ronald Reagan played him(vest, not the dog)long ago in an episode of Death Valley Days.
If that don’t jerk a tear, you ain’t got no heart.
@Mansfield Lovell, Deplorable Confederate General
Loved Maple Bacon Dog!
@ Tim
“Everyone” is a plural subject where “they” is the correct pronoun.
Go outside and bang those erasers. 🙂