Mysterious Sounds in the Air in China

30 Comments on Mysterious Sounds in the Air in China

1. Its a monster

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2. The echoing growls of North Korean bellies.

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3. @Whiskeycart, hope it’s Godzilla come to set things straight there.

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4. Maybe it’s Mothra or Godzilla?… that giant Turtle? China will have to ask the Japanese to help them.

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5. I believe it’s the ground beginning to open up and swallow the whole country and all it’s a disease making commie bullshit.

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6. Jurassic Park?

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7. A bunch of smart ass kids with a good amplifier, speakers and cardboard wrapping paper tubes.😉

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8. It’s a billion people farting in unison from the broccoli they put in Gen Tso’s chicken.

   (That dish was newly introduced there and is the favorite American food in the PRC. Yes, I am making this up.)

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9. GOZZIRRA!!!

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10. Nothing to see here. China said so.

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11. It’s that man who wanted a uterus implanted. He finally got what he asked for…

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12. When did Hildabeast visit China?

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13. Me in the toilet. sorry

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14. The Brown Note escaped from a lab. Hoard the adult diapers.

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15. Nike’s underground sweatshops.

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16. SHAI-HULUD!!!

    https://youtu.be/7j1VxT2zMr0

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17. Whatever it is, if they catch it they’ll eat it.

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18. Run away! The Mooch is horngry!!

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19. It’s Bill Cosby’s answer to “What’s a cubit?”…..

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20. Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!!!

    History shows again and again, how nature points out the folly of men..Godzilla!

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21. They have a similar sound in Italy…probably caused by Gorgonzola, the Italian Cheese Monster.

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22. The Chinese assholes have opened the portal from “Stranger Things”

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23. Dunno what it is, coming to us in October, the October Surprise. I’m not quarantining, I’m living life, that’s what God would have us do. I’m ready for a new life.

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24. The Szechwan Barking Spider. Very dangerous.

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25. But everyone knows that barking spiders are fictitious. I had a stoner friend back in the 70’s who thought that barking spiders was the funniest thing he had ever heard. Invisible mice also works as well. A Szechwan barking spider would smell like Chinese food.

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26. Trumpets anyone?

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27. My guess: They’re building some secret base nearby and they’re trying to get rid of and distract the residents by scaring them instead of kicking their asses out outright through force. Last time they did a big project (3 gorges dam, I think) they took a lot of world wide condemnation for kicking out residents whose homes/land had been passed down from their elders for hundreds of years. Because ‘China is asshoe.’

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28. Springsteen at his best!

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29. Someone is trying to wash my cat?

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30. A recording of “The Honeymooners”, Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason) in pain. Who knew the show is popular in China;
    https://youtu.be/Vuom-B6m_zY .

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