Mystery Solved – IOTW Report

Mystery Solved

Call the film crews back from Argentina. Cancel the History Channel series. Shut down the press that seems to publish some new claim the Führer made it out alive. French researchers, who were allowed to examine the remains kept by the Russians since 1945, are declaring that Adolf Hitler died of a gun shot wound to the head and cyanide poisoning. More 

15 Comments on Mystery Solved

  1. Hey, it’s not strange to find Hitlers DNA in some old moldy bones as his DNA resides in most of the DemonRATs multitude of dead voters (and live ones too)!
    Can I get a big Amen on that!!!

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  2. Did he die by his own hand in the bunker, or die comfortably in Argentina?

    It doesn’t matter. At least his body isn’t preserved in state for public admiration.

    [looks at Russia]

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  3. @Anonymous:

    Russian investigators tracked down Hitler’s dental records and matched them with the remains found at the bunker decades ago. There’s really no reasonable doubt about it. The remains found at the bunker were Hitler’s.

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  4. @ Dio S – AH was 61 in ’45. That pic was probably taken in the late 60’s early 70’s? Given the wire framed shopping cart. White stuff looks like refined sugar.

    @ OW MY B’s – GREAT movie.

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  5. @ Diogenes Sarcastica –

    Never been to a PW’s and never had ‘coke’ in my cargo hold so…

    Har Har Hardie Har Har – Ralph Kramden

    Still gettin’ up ta speed here…

    Zoom away!

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  6. Will they now start one of those maudlin girly shrines at the Brandenburg Gate?
    Teddy bears and candles and cards in crayons and cartoony angels and “Always with us” ❤️❤️❤️“We Will Love You 4Evr ” 😇😇😇❤️❤️❤️???

    Asking for a friend.

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