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NASA announced in a press release Thursday that it will change the names of planets and other heavenly bodies that it deems “offensive.”
For instance, the “Eskimo Nebula,” discovered in 1787 by William Hershel, will now be referred to as NGC 2392, and the “Siamese Twins Galaxy” will be known as NGC 4567 and NGC 4568.
These are the only two examples NASA gave in its statement.
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And the planet named Uranus isn’t offensive or just plain unintentionally funny.
Eskimo Nebula will be renamed ‘Pie in the Sky’.
Are they gonna rename black holes “Maxine mouth”?
“seemingly innocuous nicknames can be harmful and detract from the science”
No, they do not. The nicknames were, mostly, determined when the terms were considered perfectly fine. The fact that some small minority might now take offense is irrelevant. I could understand if a nickname was like the “ni***** nebula”, but things like the Eskimo Nebula (just one example) should be OK.
I have been over political correctness since, well, since it debuted. I do not try to offend people, but I will not apologize for something that was done before some snowflake decided a term is offensive.
Wambam
AUGUST 9, 2020 AT 1:06 PM
“Are they gonna rename black holes “Maxine mouth”?”
…change it to “Mouf” to give it the necessary Hillary Clinton Ebonica pronunciation, and you’re there…
Contrarily, I think Uranus should be renamed “Myanus” because I’m the center of the Universe.
geoff the aardvark
AUGUST 9, 2020 AT 1:02 PM
“And the planet named Uranus isn’t offensive or just plain unintentionally funny.”
…already scheduled for renaming…
https://youtu.be/0czFnIvKOJY
I agree, for instance we should say NSEW Star instead of the divisive name North Star.
Not sure what to do with the Star of David though. Somebody please help.
Klingons circling Uranus jokes STILL allowed, though. 🤪
Renaming Uranus Urectum would be just as bad or worse and lends itself to all sorts of puns and bad jokes, gay jokes, Pollock jokes etc.
@Bob M.: Enterprise circling Uranus. Searching for Klingons.
🙂
Let me guess, they’re going to rename them after famous blacks and/or muslims?
Will they rename Pluto because Disney threatened to sue for copyright infringement?
Damn, what will I do with all my time now that I don’t watch sports or the night sky anymore? Night fishing it is. NASA can stick their pc bullshit up their Uranus.
They just have to be careful not to say “Betelgeuse” three times in a row.
They’d better leave asteroid 3834 Zappafrank the f alone.
What are they gonna do about the Whore’s Head Nebula?
I just Mooned them.
Take that.
What a bunch of children run NASA these days.
The old astronauts would beat their asses. I was gonna say beat them silly, but these soy boys are already beyond silly.
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
AUGUST 9, 2020 AT 1:40 PM
“Will they rename Pluto because Disney threatened to sue for copyright infringement?”
…Pluto was demoted because it was the ONLY American-discovered planet, and the rest of the America-hating world had to take the American “win” away so salve their own inferiority complex…
https://www.space.com/2791-pluto-demoted-longer-planet-highly-controversial-definition.html
NASA has shown Congress where there is room for budget cuts and layoffs.
@PHenry — Dang, that never occurred to me!
Beating them silly would be an improvement.
Just happened to see this.
https://www.weio.org/our-name
Hope that starship is not out of toilet paper.
My Petey B has already written up a proposal for NASA to change the name of Uranus to “Chasten’s Unbleached Elastic Starfish!”
Shit-can the idiots working there who came up with this.
Bob,night fishing is way cool,come up to my place in North Ontario.We will put a little light on your bobber so you can concentrate on drinking.Once you hook into a 20 pound pike you no longer need the bobber.
Disney sued Dan O’Neill a San Francisco underground cartoonist in the early 70’s for his parody of old time Mickey Mouse comic books called Mickey Mouse And The Air Pirates. I remember that because Dan O’Neill was one of my favorite and very funny underground cartoonists and wasn’t vulgar and pornographic like R Crumb was. Fred and Hugh rule, if you know who they were you’re an old fart like me.
What? No Muslim names? I guess Obama’s “Muslim outreach” didn’t reach out that far.
Suggested replacements:
The National Debt Black Hole
The Legislative Process Nebula
Gas Giant Nadler
The Ford Galaxy
The Mercury Comet
Suggested replacements:
The National Debt Black Hole
The Legislative Process Nebula
Gas Giant Nadler
The Ford Galaxy
The Mercury Comet
mohammedan outreach program STILL alive and well. 🙄
Kiss Uranus good-bye.
Defund NASA.
Simple. Use their own bullshit against them.
Buzz Aldrin would drop these Nancy boys with a single punch.
@Larry’s Brother:
No need! A majority of star names (there are over 400 officially named stars) come from Arabic already.
https://www.star-facts.com/star-names/
Renaming ‘Uranus’ to ‘Allah’ would be pretty funny…
@pHenry
Buzz would face-smash them then tell them to Buzz-off.
@Alexb
A guy caught a huge lake trout in Utah recently. Broke a record…80 pounds I think it was.
At Great Bear Lake in Canada Indian guides claimed 20-30 years ago there was a trout they saw in clear water that they estimated to be 100 pounds. Don’t know if it’s still around or not or if some lucky angler caught it.
Is pike good eating? I have never had it.
Back in the 1960’s everyone revered NASA. Now, like major league sports, there is nothing at NASA to look up to. It even got into the global warming charade, a ridiculous detour for an organization of physicists whose mission is outer space exploration.
Phooey on NASA. They missed the bus anyway by doing the space station and not going for a permanent station on the moon. Eventually, the space station will be demobilized, taken apart, or fall apart, but the moon? Never.