Navy pilot who drew a pee pee in the sky was not seriously punished

We covered this 2 years ago. Incase you’ve been on the edge of your seat, wondering whatever happened to the pilot, here’s the story –


It wasn’t a bird and it wasn’t a plane—it was male genitalia, and Navy Times has gotten to the bottom of it. We already knew that a Navy aircraft drew the obscene skywriting over Washington state in 2017, but details remained scant. According to a newly released report, a shy, introverted pilot was persuaded by his cockpit partner to draw the phallic image during a standard 90-minute training flight over Okanogan County. “My initial reaction was no, bad,” the pilot wrote afterward. “But for some reason still unknown to me, I eventually decided to do it.” Seems it all began when the electronic warfare officer, or EWO, stumbled on the idea. “Draw a giant penis,” he said, per the report. “That would be awesome.”

“I could definitely draw one, that would be easy,” said the EA-18G Growler pilot. “I could basically draw a figure eight and turn around and come back.” So he drew the testes (“Balls are going to be a little lopsided,” he warned) and discussed the shape of the head and shaft with the EWO as the contrail drawing ensued. Praise came in from their partner jet: “Your artwork is amazing,” radioed the other EWO. But at ground level, an Okanogan mom complained to KREM that she might have to explain the artwork to her young child.




15 Comments on Navy pilot who drew a pee pee in the sky was not seriously punished

  1. How do you explain that to your child? Try this: Those pilots risk their lives every day to keep us free and sometimes they have to blow off some steam.
    I wonder what his call sign is now.

  2. The mom is an idiot.

    If a little kid knows what a giant phallus looks like, then they have already been exposed to one!!!!

    If the kid asks what it is, mom could have said it is just some kind of skydrawing. She must have made a thing about it in front of her kids, so then, curiosity.

  3. I’ve never understood why guys draw penises.

    Gay? Definitely juvenile.

    I gave a yoot something to consider one time when he fashioned a penis out of modeling clay that was on hand at a S-i-L’s house.

    Me: They say write and draw what you know, love, and are interested in. You just showed what your mind is on.

    I took some more clay and made a pussy. Labia, clitoris and all. Looked remarkably like my wife’s. She was impressed, at least.

    Him: …

    P.S. Exactly, PJ. Mom is part of the problem. I didn’t exactly explain everything about why I fast-forwarded through the racy parts of movies while they were growing up. Just wasn’t going to happen.

    Also – Hi PJ. Good morning to you. I hope all is well in PJ world.

  4. Flying off the carrier takes “balls” and a special talent. We hire people suited for such danger. Our best fighter pilots are often the first to push the boundaries in life. You can’t expect them to be killers in combat and boy scouts when not. This is a harmless prank that ended as it should have with no true punishment. Anyone recall the Navy’s “Tailhook Scandal?” Again, killers in combat just having a good time while partying, but with a different outcome. Everyone ‘harassed” went to the function on their own, knowing what happens there and has happened there for decades.
    (for the record, I have 360 carrier landing and was a Navy fighter pilot for 12 years)

  5. Those are some pretty good flying skills he exhibited. He should get a medal. Not a purple heart, but a purple something…

  6. ‘Navy pilot who drew a pee pee in the sky was not seriously punished’
    ‘President flashing his pee pee in the Oval Office was not seriously punished’
    Surprise, surprise,,,
    Justice may still exists ,,,
    Spot on Cynic!
    BFH, fixed, winks,,,


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