A couple of posts below is the story about the 2 game suspension of a Blue Jays player for calling a pitcher who “quick-pitched” him (sneaking a pitch when you think the batter isn’t ready) a faggot.
Don’t do that.
Call the pitcher gay.
If the league has a problem with that, ask them what’s wrong with being gay?
When they say, “nothing,” ask them why you’re in their office.
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“You’re in our office because you used the word gay as a slur.”
“Is it a slur?”
“It can be.”
“How so?”
“There is nothing wrong with being gay but in your context you’re implying that quick pitching is something a gay person would do!”
“Gay people can’t be pitchers, pitchers who quick pitch?”
“Of course they can.”
“Then why am I in your office?”
“Because the guy quick pitched you and you called him gay!”
“Is gay a slur?”
“Yes.. NO! It’s the way you’re using it.”
“What if I called him an Iroquois?”
“What?”
“What if I called him an Iroquois? Would I be in this office?”
“No. Why?”
“What’s the difference between calling someone gay when they’re not gay, or an Iroquois when they’re not Iroquois? What do you have against Iroquois?”
“We have nothing against Iroquois.”
“Then why wouldn’t you discipline me if I called the guy an Iroquois?”
“Because Iroquois have no history of being discriminated against, that’s why!”
“No?”
“Get out of our office.”
HHAHAHAHAHA. But you’re right.
Who’s gay on first?
I’m sorry, but I have to say something about that Iroq guy. That entire *circular hand movement* outfit is just hideous. The skirt is too short, the top of the stockings should be covered, and bangs??? With those high cheekbones? You are NOT Bettie Page, honey. Tomahawk chop your designer immediately.
The next rule change in Baseball… https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=tom+hanks+crying+in+baseball&view=detail&mid=449A774E307DBA822F61449A774E307DBA822F61&FORM=VIRE
What the hell, he got two days for calling the guy a bundle of sticks?
isn’t it enough that MLB & the NFL wear pink every chance they get?
will real men stand up when the MLB declares National Faggot Day & make everyone wear rainbow shit? ….. when you’re making millions playing a game for 6 months …. sign me up for the gay Obama unicorn hat!
Okayyy… How about “Hey, pitcher! You’re not a faggot!”
Ok, that’s so Iroquois.
besides … why is everyone all in a tizzy about calling someone a bundle of sticks for lighting a fire?
Gay people are mentally ill.
A “Fagotte” “Fagot” “Fagote” and a host of other spellings, is a reed instrument stop on a pipe organ. Typically a Bassoon or Clarinet sounding instrument.
He should ask what is wrong with being an organ stop.
if they’re so upset about this, obviously they ain’t ‘gay’
… hell, they ain’t even ‘festive’ about it
Little League is going to be so hosed ….
“We want a pitcher … not a belly itcher”
“We want a catcher … not a belly scratcher”
…. Oh, the TAUNTING!!!!
True story. My mother had early-onset Alzheimer’s in her mid-to-late 50s. She was by nature a gentle, soft spoken lady who never gossiped, swore, or said a bad thing about anyone (sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree).
We noticed small changes, forgetfulness, confusion, sadness, moments of vacant stares, but hoped it was just menopause.
One afternoon, after visiting with the neighbor, she excitedly rushed home to tell us about the pet faggot the neighbor kid brought home. It was a ferret.
If he really wanted to offend the pitcher he would have called him obama.
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/President+Barack+Obama+Throws+Out+First+Pitch+Tu8SIxNQCQDl.jpg
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Okay, butt pirate, shitstabber, rump ranger, cocksucker, pole smoker, fudge packer, goo goblin, cock captain, corn hole commander, marmite miner, colon cowboy, but never, never, never, a faggot.
Got it.
OK. Maybe 18% of the time I referred to opponents we faced as faggots. But no more than that. Ever.
OK. NAVCAMSMED in Naples. 100% of the time.
Those Navy doctors. What a bunch of prima Donna’s.
It’s been 30 years and I’m almost over it.
As the father of an ex-little league baseball player we were always told not to taunt other players.
My father-in-law got thrown out of his own club’s ballpark (he built with the others after WW2) when he laughed and told an opposing pitcher (whose no-hitter had just been broken up by my daughter’s home run in the bottom of the sixth) “guess you’re not so good now, are you?”
It wasn’t a perfect game because the pitcher had hit my girl twice with pitches before that to keep her from hitting.
There is crying, whining, and participation awards in LL baseball now and it’s so corrupt.
Isn’t “pitcher” and “catcher” a gay slur?
Don’t know if the guy pitching is gay, but the guy catching definitely is.
‘Faggot’ rhymes with ‘maggot.’ Maggots are disgusting. Therefore ‘faggot’ is disgusting – and hateful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Sjmo4qlBk
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Mustn’t speak plainly.
EVER!
The public cannot seem to appreciate plain speaking.
We’d rather be lied to with prevarications and euphemisms (euphemai?) than have a thing called what it is.
That is how America got saddled with Obola, Pelosi, ObolaCare, Ryan, McConnell, McCain, Reid, McCaskill, Income Tax, and just about every other evil we face, &c.
izlamo delenda est …
“Don’t know if the guy pitching is gay, but the guy catching definitely is.”
“Two guys on a dick are fags … don’t matter which end …”
(Randy G.)
izlamo delenda est …