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Yellow clown shoes
Those shoes look dumber than Birkenstocks or high heeled platform pimp shoes. If Carl Perkins were still alive he’d be singing Don’t you step on my yellow suede shoes.
That’s fake! Everybody knows that people stupid enough to be leftists have no intellectual capacity to figure out shoe laces. If they had velcro straps or were slip on type shoes, I could believe it.
Made by a Russian cobbler.
If they had Velcro on them they’d shoes for old stoner lefty baby boomers. Hey New Balance might even take em up on it.
You put your right foot in backwards, you put your left foot bass ackwards in and you shake it all about and you do the Hokie Pokie and shake your mixed up feet all about. Do they come with argyle socks and a beanie hat with a propeller? They scream DORK!
These would be the perfect shoes for following the yellow brick road.
With two left feet.
I’ll stick with my OluKai zorris…..
thanks but no thanks.
Just post a pic of clown shoes. Spattered with blood.
Are those available in the msNBC gift shop?
Mika and Mourning Joe getting close to boil.
Her bent atoms are physically visually vibrating in seethe broth.
Check the Popcorn.
They look like something that R. Crumb’s character Mr. Natural would wear. Hey, hey, keep on truckin!
Hello Payless? Do you carry the Schizo-Freakin-Phrenic Unisex Shoe One size fits all?
Sold Out as of 11/08/16, but ramping up production due to high demand.
Living in Chicago, I can tell you I’ve seen tens of thousands of these in all parts of the city.
Now, I understand their popularity!
Throws the cops off the trail, as in He went That a Way.
Not even OJ would wear those “butt ugly shoes”!
You mean comey or goey.
Erf shoes.
Ambiguous footwear for “transitioning” to “It’s Pat!”@ status.
Cue Sondheim: “Send in the clowns…”
This model can be worn on either foot, so there is no need to confuse yourself.