A disturbing new dog grooming trend has seen people putting glitter on their pooches’ testicles.
Photos of dogs with decorated private parts are being shared on social media.
Owners have stressed that it’s edible glitter which is applied using corn syrup, so it’s completely safe.
The strange trend came to light after a picture of one of the dogs was shared on Groomery Foolery , a Facebook page for dog groomers .
They wrote: “I have seen so many things in this career. Very few things surprise me.
“Yet here I sit looking at glitter dog balls.
“Done using corn syrup and edible glitter. Those are some sweet balls.”
And they are not the only ones to share photos of dogs with the new accessory.
Royal Paws Pet Salon in North Carolina shared photos on social media, writing: “I just thought I would let everybody know the latest creative grooming trend is glitter balls!
ht/ petrus
At least the dogs have something better to lick. Especially in michelle obama’s case.
Your pooch will get diabetes from licking his balls.
Do the fake dog testicles for neutered male dogs called Neuticles come in designer colors?
Would this job function look good on a resume? I’m looking for a job.
IBM I series expert, DB2, SQL, ETL, GLITTER..
I suddenly find Dogs very attractive
@PHenry – Off topic but on your point: That’s what I do (minus the glitter of course), although now it’s called IBMi, formerly AS/400, System i.
Moxie man, do you work for the government?
I wonder if Rachel Maddow is going to see this trending and put glitter on her own balls?
Kind of off topic but I was at the store today and I saw that they were selling lemon scented douche. Which really makes a lot of sense if you think about it considering that lemon goes so well with fish.
@FarmWife – No, I’m a software developer for a life insurance company in Phoenix. I’ve worked on that IBM platform in various industries for many years.
Corn syrup on balls, reminds me of a song about Chef’s chocolate balls recipe on South Park.
If you don’t know it check you tube.
…this is just the natural extension of the liberal habit of putting lipstick on a pig, but this time from the end where they do most of their thinking…
I’ve been doing this to myself for years and I feel FABULOUS!
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This is the weirdest thread I’ve ever read here. I think I’ll try it tonight and see if the wife notices.
Trust me, it is more than apparent, when considering the liberal, commie demcrats….NOTHING is sacred.
Brad, if she notices you better hope there are no weapons in an arms reach. You might not have time to explain yourself.
joe6pak
Not if I tie a red bow around them too. She’ll think it’s Christmas again. Or Saturday morning. Whatever. LOL.
@BB: your wife may not like it. Let’s hope she doesn’t decide to scrub them with a wire brush.
Cynic
That shit turns me on.
@ Moxie: I live a half-mile from the Phoenix Open. A busy time in the neighborhood right now!
LOLOL. Brad you’re sick!
Cynic
Thank you.
@Cynic – I thought you looked familiar.
Were you last year’s “Phoenix Open “entertainment?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_UWntSxnWU
BTW- East Mesa here
The Phoenix Open is the highlight of super bowl weekend. And it’s not because of drunken streakers. I think my favorite tournament to go to would be The Masters, The Phoenix Open is second. That looks like a fun time.
Why can’t people just let a damn dog be a damn dog?
ORWW
It’s not about the dog, it’s about the glitter. LOL
Blessed SMOD, hear my prayer…
There is actually a legitimate reason dogs lick their balls. Its because they can!
W… T… F…?! 😮
So preverts is prevertin’ their pets now, too?! 🤮
Glitter Balls, what a glorious name for Micheal…
Mohammed’s pink swastika-
Would the natural progression of that be Tartar-sauce-flavored douche?
Why does a dog lick his balls?
1. Because he can.
2. Because his wife-dog won’t
3. Because he can’t make his paw into a fist.
@ CC
Tartar sauce is a sauce meant cover up the taste. Lemon is meant to enhance the natural flavor.
I had an ex-husband who loved to have me do this to him. He preferred being dipped in Fruity Pebbles though. Said he loved the taste.
Hence the “ex”.