New York City’s Official List of Accepted Gender Terms

21 Comments on New York City’s Official List of Accepted Gender Terms

1. Chick with a kick-stand.

2. Shouldn’t AGENDER just be AGENDA?

3. How about Wilfucanythingthatholdstillongenough and diseaseriddled?

4. I heard that Briggs & Stratton no longer want to mow the lawn anymore….one has become gender ambiguous….so, is it Briggs OR Stratton?….

5. Sperm burping vagaphobe.

6. In summary:

   MEN • WOMEN • FAGGOTS

7. Perverts.
   Fucking Perverts.
   Sucking Perverts.
   Clucking Perverts.
   Shucking Perverts.
   Chuckling Perverts.
   Knuckl … you get the idea …

   But the imbeciles in NYC need to understand that there exist ONLY three “genders:” masculine, feminine, and neuter – none of which are recognized by English – only by those fucked-up languages that sound like grunts, growls, and whistles.

   izlamo delenda est …

8. I see “man” and “woman”. How come “male” and “female” are not at the top of the list? Those are the only two ACTUAL genders that truly exist in the world. Everything else is made up NEWSPEAK* to normalize a mental illness.

   * – look it up

9. Shitty popsicle licker

10. Mere Pickers. Facebook has 52 to choose from. And if you don’t make the cut you can make up your own. Seriously. I went with “Stud”.

11. They could save printing costs by having the three actual choices:

    Male, female, and insane.

12. Maladjusted mammal molesters.

13. I just call everyone “Bitch”. You can’t go wrong.

14. Dhimmo.
    Dhimma.
    Dhimmi.

15. I’ve just chosen a gender for myself.

    “Pissed-off, middle income taxpayer who is sick of this shit.”

    Must be genetic. Both my parents were that gender too.

16. “trans person”? Seriously? Is that like “Corpseman”?

17. They left out Mentally Ill

18. if X IN{
    BI-GENDERED, CROSS-DRESSER, DRAG KING,
    DRAG QUEEN, FEMME QUEEN, FEMALE-TO-MALE, FTM,
    GENDER BENDER, GENDER-QUEER, MALE-TO-FEMALE, MTF,
    NON-OP, HIJRA, TRANSGENDER, TRANSEXUAL/TRANSSEXUAL,
    TRANS PERSON, BUTCH, TWO-SPIRIT, TRANS, AGENDER,
    THIRD SEX, GENDER FLUID, NON-BINARY TRANSGENDER,
    ANDROGYNE, GENDER GIFTED, GENDER BLENDER, FEMME,
    PERSON OF TRANSGENDER EXPERIENCE, ANDROGYNOUS
    }
    then {WTF & STFU & EABAD & FOAD}
    else {Hello}

19. I recognize 3 genders.
    Male, Female, and There’s the door.

20. Octocrotch!
    To bad Mike Myers isn’t making anymore Austin Powers movies!

21. Otransman. Ocorpseman. Two names that will live as long as this POSPUS reigns.