Nice Catch, Dad – IOTW Report

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  1. Aww golly, my favorite, and this happens every summer, I swear
    But there’s ol’ Dad out mowing the grass (just a lawn tractor, not even a zero turn) and his little munchkin is right there between his legs –now DON’T get ahead o’ me — so the little one gets fidgety and knocks the butt right out of Dad’s mouth, while he tries to lunge and save the precious cancer stick…
    Darned if they don’t have to load up the little mangled one with the severely shredded leg unit along with all the other little brats – uht, don’t forget the EBT card to take to the emergency room to swap for more cigs in the waiting room. “?como somethin estaban” wait wut?

    ANNND the EYEWITNESS news crew to report:
    But it all just happened sooo fassst, just a split second where I took my eye off it…just don’t anybody else do that

    BWAHHAHAHahhahahahahahahahahahah

    AHAAAAAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHHAHaaaaaaa

    Hold my beer.

  2. One of my earliest memories is sitting on my dad’s shoulders while he was standing in the surf at Paradise Cove, when a big sneaker wave knocked him (and me) off his feet. I remember being under water for a LONG time (I couldn’t swim), and he somehow found me and pulled me out. I don’t think we ever told Mom.

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