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Ouch! My testicles just retracted up into my chest area.
Good. Stabbing bulls to make them mad has consequences, and Mr. Fancy Pants paid the price for it.
Feel good video of the day!
I eat beef. I hunt. I laugh at this stupid, mincing nancy-boy. No sympathy. GO BULLS!
So, Cruz is down in Mexico at a restaurant.
He sees a plate with two large meatballs at the table next to him and asks the waiter for that meal.
The wait explains that that is a special dinner only available after a bullfight, but if Cruz were to return the next evening he could have it.
The following evening Cruz arrives and he is served, but it is two tiny meatballs. When Cruz asked for an explanation the waiter responded.
“Sometimes the bull, he wins.”
Lil Salvador es no mas…LOL….
I’m eating beef as I type, don’t get me wrong. I’ve dressed deer many times and gutted many fish, but not once have I ever wounded an animal for pleasure.
(except pulling 1 wing off a fly that kept landing on me…oh, and swatting several million mosquitoes)
Bullfighting is crap
They should have to wrestle the bull to the ground and choke it out Hercules style.
When Spain produces men who can do that I shall approve of the contest
Until then it’s cruelty
Go Bull
I know people who were shot in the ass while hunting. The wounds are horrific.
Butt, in a few years they can sit again.
like Great Granddaddy always said …. you play with the bull, you get the horns 🙂
Tax payers, meet Ocommie
That dude’s gonna be sittin on a rubber donut for a long time!
(maybe he’ll nick-name it the Hertz Donut…)
Maybe he can sing like that castrato dude you posted about a while back now. He dresses the part.
I’ve been rooting for the bulls for a long time now.
Here is the same matador, Andrés Roca Rey, eating bull horn last year. This guy is lucky to be alive.
I wonder if that’s what it’s like being in prison?
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BTW, wearing a coat and tie to watch a bull fight? Really? That’s kinda like wearing a coat and tie at a fire pit, isn’t it? You look stupid and in the wrong place.
“but not once have I ever wounded an animal for pleasure.”
My old Pappy taught me if you plan on killing it, you better plan on eating it, and don’t drag it out.
Having said that this is the perfect anology for what Trump supporters are about to do to the GOP.
While we’re on the subject:
A big black sedan pulled up at a Wyoming farmer’s ranch one morning last September.
The young fella in a suit and tie explained to the farmer that he was from the government. The EPA to be exact, and he was here to inspect the farmer’s land. He told the farmer that the EPA had evidence that he had “standing water” on his land that could be considered “navigable” and if so he could face some serious fines.
The farmer told him that yes, he had a pond “over the hill there, but I war……”
The young man cut him off mid sentence. That’s what I want to see said the agent and I don’t need a warrant. See this badge? he snapped, I can go anywhere with this badge. It carries the power of the Federal Government and no one can stop me.
Got that?
Suit yourself said the farmer
The young man opened the gate and headed toward the pond, clipboard and map in hand.
The farmer lit his pipe and sat on the fence.
He watched the young agent disappear over the hill.
Less that ten seconds later he saw the agent hightailing it back towards the ranch, screaming HELP, HELP ME!
On his ass was a snortin’ and kickin’ Black Angus bull.
I tried to warn him said the farmer to himself.
HELP ME, HELP ME screamed the agent.
SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE! Shouted the farmer.
I think think that’s a Ronald Reagan joke.
Tommy that gave me a good laugh however I think this is the joke you are thinking of.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PUu2HKZGxJ4
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Good one Brad. What a difference between Reagan and this piece of shit we have today.
A buddy and I went to a bullfight in Barcelona once back in the sixties. We both left before the Primo faggot entered the ring.
It’s a stupid “sport.” As is Running the Bulls.
I’m going to refer to that injury as being “Obamaed”.
Somehow that picture reminds me of the Bernie vs Hilly nomination fight.
I could think of better things to do for a living, but those matadors DO get the chicks.
Sure doesn’t help, though, if the bull makes a shiskabob out of your gonads.
That reminds me of a pic you did a few years ago. I think obama was the bull and taxpayers got the horn.
Well now, it gives a new meaning to “UP YOURS!”
This why you don’t play with your food; at least while it’s still alive.
If laughing at this is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
Not a very Christian thing to say on a Sunday but I do hope his injuries are life long and make him bitter toward dumb animals.
Toro Woods hits a hole in Juan!!