I believe he hailed from Uranus.
The son of Porta Potty?
His cape was two-ply.
Does anyone else remember some of the details?
Not a very popular superhero, but the comics were pretty good
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His nemesis was Shartman…
Faster than explosive diarrhea…
FeCe Comics reports modern Toiletman to be played by a woman…
“FeCe Comics reports modern Toiletman to be played by a woman…”
I believe they’re in the White House now. Shits and Giggles.
He was a real Basturd.
His young companion, Bidet Boy, was a Stinker.
You sure didn’t want to visit his fortress of solid turds.
Though it got close, the comic never made it to #1
He also had a few run ins with Clingons
He was a stand up guy. Friends called him Yourinal.
He was last seen sitting down on the job.
His superpower is his overpowering stench.
They was going to make a movie about him but it
Got put in the crapper.
He hails from the planet Porcelain in the Stall Galaxy…
Wears his brown pants in a fight.
Knows a thing or two about Juan McShitstain.
Does he come armed with a turd knife? Cause if he does I could use his services to chop up my kids torpedos.
Leaves the toilet seat up.
He was married to ShowerWoman, which was a much, much better comic.
I know he deals with the shit I would run from.
He sometimes needs help with the larger villians from crossover superheroes Poopknife and The Plunger.
I hear him and Draino Man are close friends.
He was flush with success.
He always gets in a jam when he has to deal with The Tampon.
Even he can’t change corn’s physical structure
Hates the leftist Dingleberries that hang around.
Has been known to simultaneously blow chunks.
Once befriended Montezuma but their relationship went south.
His alter-ego is Colin Powell
*Colon Powell that is…
esp,
We had that exact problem in My Old House with the first “Low Flush” toilets.
No one would take a crap unless there was a “Shit Stick” (obviously clean) in the Fancy bathrooms.
You’d go into the can & inevitably someone would yell out, “Don’t forget the Shit Stick.”
My mom even got into it, but she would get nervous when people came over.
Has seen hard times and tough shit.
Once dumped a load so big his belt fit one notch tighter (Ron White).
I believe he was brown, there is that. We don’t want to appear racist.
All this potty talk makes me need to Schiff.
Wipe my Peholesi.
Nobody liked the cakes he served at parties.
Digs the shit out of Chinese food.
Toiletman’s uniform color:
Shartreuse
He travels around in a sleigh pulled by eight prairie dogs.
His phone number is always posted next to you in public.
He works as a reporter at the Daily Constipator, the most popular daily newspaper in the shitty. He is greatly admired by a female reporter who also works there, a talkative gal named Di Rhea.
The comics and TV program have huge following in Turdestan.
OK, done. I’m out of TP.
@Loco
“Though it got close, the comic never made it to #1”
Don’t be too hard on him, he made it to #2.
I heard he finally came out of the (water) closet.
faster than a load being flushed from a pre-AlGore toilet,
more powerful than Al Bundy’s daily dump.
“look, out in the Outhouse!”
“it’s a turd”, “it’s stain” … “it’s …. Toilet Man!”
cleverly disguised as the local Roto-Rooter Man, ToiletMan, with his handy pet Drain Snake roots out the foulness from society & malodorous crimes against the human senses, always getting to the bottom of the situation & plunging wrong-doers down into the bowels of the underworld & wiping away the dark smears that attack our porcelain conveniences
!
Toilet Man! … Regularity, Fiber & the American Way!
(remember kids, the job isn’t finished until the paperwork is done)
Eats dinner at 4:00 p.m. at the All You Can Eat Buffet.
His library is the bathroom.
Wipes out evil, flushes away evidence of wrongdoing. Yep, believe I have a copy of that comic someplace
His theme music is ‘Band On The Runs’. His least favorite song is Screamin’ Jay Hawkins ‘Constipation Blues’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3g8Xnf7LI .
He always left a smear in the bowl that looked like Mark Ruffalo’s “Dr. Bruce Banner.”
Well, I very much hate to admit I missed that one, back in the day. I do, however, recall hearing he’s now retired and spends his days loafing around in public pools. Hangs out with some geezer who shows off his hairy legs to the kiddies.
IATS
TWD