Not a very popular superhero, but the comics were pretty good – IOTW Report

Not a very popular superhero, but the comics were pretty good

I believe he hailed from Uranus.

The son of Porta Potty?

His cape was two-ply.

Does anyone else remember some of the details?

49 Comments on Not a very popular superhero, but the comics were pretty good

  1. “FeCe Comics reports modern Toiletman to be played by a woman…”

    I believe they’re in the White House now. Shits and Giggles.

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  2. Does he come armed with a turd knife? Cause if he does I could use his services to chop up my kids torpedos.

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  3. He sometimes needs help with the larger villians from crossover superheroes Poopknife and The Plunger.

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  4. esp,

    We had that exact problem in My Old House with the first “Low Flush” toilets.

    No one would take a crap unless there was a “Shit Stick” (obviously clean) in the Fancy bathrooms.

    You’d go into the can & inevitably someone would yell out, “Don’t forget the Shit Stick.”

    My mom even got into it, but she would get nervous when people came over.

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  5. He works as a reporter at the Daily Constipator, the most popular daily newspaper in the shitty. He is greatly admired by a female reporter who also works there, a talkative gal named Di Rhea.

    The comics and TV program have huge following in Turdestan.

    OK, done. I’m out of TP.

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  6. @Loco

    “Though it got close, the comic never made it to #1”

    Don’t be too hard on him, he made it to #2.

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  7. faster than a load being flushed from a pre-AlGore toilet,
    more powerful than Al Bundy’s daily dump.
    “look, out in the Outhouse!”
    “it’s a turd”, “it’s stain” … “it’s …. Toilet Man!”

    cleverly disguised as the local Roto-Rooter Man, ToiletMan, with his handy pet Drain Snake roots out the foulness from society & malodorous crimes against the human senses, always getting to the bottom of the situation & plunging wrong-doers down into the bowels of the underworld & wiping away the dark smears that attack our porcelain conveniences
    !
    Toilet Man! … Regularity, Fiber & the American Way!

    (remember kids, the job isn’t finished until the paperwork is done)

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  8. Wipes out evil, flushes away evidence of wrongdoing. Yep, believe I have a copy of that comic someplace

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  9. He always left a smear in the bowl that looked like Mark Ruffalo’s “Dr. Bruce Banner.”

  10. Well, I very much hate to admit I missed that one, back in the day. I do, however, recall hearing he’s now retired and spends his days loafing around in public pools. Hangs out with some geezer who shows off his hairy legs to the kiddies.

    IATS
    TWD

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