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It seems that a certain school is not happy with the old school motto of “business up front, party in the back,” and that’s got the private school leaders to ban mullets among other haircuts.
Trinity College in Perth, Australia is a school for boys from years 4 to 12, and in a recent newsletter they penned, the school has outlined why it is banning “the current trend” of mullets.
The current trend of growing the hair at the back of the head and/or closely cropping the sides of the head to accentuate the “mullet” style are untidy, non-conventional and not acceptable at Trinity College. As is the trend of long hair and fringes.”
C’mon man.
THIS should save society from the downfall.
Now they’re coming for my redneck privilege.
So skin heads are the answer?
Guess they don’t have a hockey team then.
Joe Dirt is unavailable for comment.
“…Students are not permitted to have mullets, rat tails, top knots, mohawks, extra-long fringes…”
What decade are they living in down there?
35 years too late.
One of the school’s more famous alumnus was not pleased with the ban. He said it just broke his achy breaky heart to hear this news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYyn_DnjivQ
So Australia has banned hockey. Interesting…
I’d bet that dred locks and large Afros are OK though.
It’s a conservative private school and I don’t blame them for setting those standards.
No standards is usually the domain of public schools and is the reason parents send their children to private ones.
For anyone who works outdoors in a sunny clime, mullets make perfect practical sense: no sweaty hair in your eyes, and sun protection for your neck.
And since when is an ELHI school (grades 4 to 12 in this case) called a “college”?
How bout turbans?
Or that frizzy style of the Aboriginals?
izlamo delenda est …
Visit Wild Bill’s Bar & Grill! Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. 🙂
Racist.
First the came for our hair. Then they came for our guns. Then they……………..
Toronto has just gone from a tight lock down where everything was closed, to two weeks where you could get haircuts, and Tomorrow going right back to No Hair Cuts for 1 month Ontario wide.
Any Fkcn Idea How Many Fkcn mullets we are all sporting?
I decided to steer into the skid and grow a 70’s porno mustache just to complete the 100% retard look.
What if you’re like me and bald with no hair on top. I blame it on my dad. The kids better watch out or I’ll sic a bear on them like Elisha did when they wouldn’t quit mocking his baldness.
Geoff,
Just fyi…they were young men who basically called him a priest of Baal, whose priests shaved their heads. Which, him being God’s prophet, compared God to Baal.
Then the bear got involved. I don’t know if he was bald too.
Yes but did the bear use Charmin TP to wipe his ass in the woods.
Absolutely not, don’t be absurd.
It was papyrus. Paper hadn’t been invented yet.
They can sniff my short and curlies.
@geoff the aardvark
A bear and a rabbit are shittin in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks him if he has a problem with shit sticking to his fur.
The rabbit says “No”
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Eddie Murphy (1980’s?)
Mullets must be symbols of White Supremacy now. Didn’t Lionel Ritchie sport a mullet back in the 80’s? I know George Clooney did.
Randy Johnson sure did, but no ones give him shit about his mullet since he’s 6 foot 10 inches tall.
Coming to school dressed as a girl with a dick between one’s legs, and indoctrinated into a selfish religion is hypnofuckingwornderful ..