Daily Mail
Nigerian officials have intercepted 7,000 donkey penises at an international airport after the smell from the packages aroused suspicion.
The donkey penises were being smuggled to Hong Kong in 16 sacks but customs officers at Murtala Muhammed airport in the Nigerian city of Lagos intercepted the packages.
Sambo Dangaladima, the customs controller at the airport, told the BBC that the animal parts were found in sacks in the animal export section. More
Dick Sum?…
probably for making tomato assprick.
Let’s see. 7,000 dickless donkeys. Donkey is the mascot of the Democrat party. There’s some deep symbolism there.
“The donkey penises were being smuggled to Hong Kong in 16 sacks”
Works out to about 440 per.
That would be a bag of dicks.
I tell spammers to go eat donkey dick all the time.
They must have listened.
Who doesn’t love that famous Asian dish? Sack o dick in yum yum sauce.
China’s leader is a big dick. Doesn’t want any competition.
Damn you, Nigeria – you’ve just sentenced 49,000 Chinese men to continued erectire dysfunction. A shamefur dispray of hostirity towards tried-and-true ancient medicine.
Why Gain Of Function naturally. A retirement gift for DR. Fauci.
Because donkey penises are longer and wider than a Chinaman’s dick. I had to check to see if I was close…
Wanker sizes are very important to men. Some of you may wish that you were from Ecuador they come out #1 in size, pretty sure the Chinese want the same. Ecuador Erect length: 17.61 cm Body size 1.67 m Pervcentage of height 10.54%. Cambodia Erect length 10.04 cm Body size 1.65 m Percentage of height 6.09 %. https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php
Biggus Dickus. Really, I’m not laughing. Snicker.
I don’t know wtf is gonna happen to the donkey dicks, but the customs official at the airport has the BEST name:
Sambo Dangaladima.
Thinking I should maybe transition from Agatha Kakalogical to Sambo Dangaladima, LOL!
I’m thinking dry ice is hard to come by in Nigeria.
Goldenfoxx
Why do women make terrible machinists?
Because most of their lives there’s a man trying to convince them that something that is 4 inches long is actually 6 inches long.
the Chinese will boil absolute anything if someone tells them eating it will give them a hard-on.
My people must have come here by way of Ecuador….
Oh Boy! Ecuador here I come…with or without Chasten.
I am the man from Nantucket!!!
By the way ladies, and Libtard trolls, to convert Golden Foxes chart to inches divide cms by 2.54.
Considering the recession we’re in I’d say we’re all getting diddled by the dangling donkey dick of destiny!
What about those poor donkeys who lost their dicks? There ought to be a law against DGM (donkey genital mutilation).
They were for a promo for a new video game called Hong Kong Donkey Dong.
@Goldenfoxx
SEPTEMBER 9, 2022 AT 5:32 PM
“Wanker sizes are very important to men. “
Hey, YOU’RE the one who Googled the linked research! 🙂
I second Agatha’s thoughts. This has got to be a joke…
Original article: ” the bags aroused suspicion.”
IOTW version: ” the packages aroused suspicion.”.
Clever, subtle editing Dr. Tar
I obviously can’t figure out the italics hashtag
Probably herbal medicine…
https://youtu.be/yaHtLnTbtAQ
Must be some “tranmissioning” but they’ll still be just be women with a donkey penises. LMAO, Science settled
ALL DONKEY DICKS MATTER
Maybe they were planned for experiments to create Donkey Pox.
How did they determine they were donkey penises?
Who would know what they look like?
Wait’ll Peta hears about this.
They’ll be carrying around signs that read “Save The Donkey Dicks”
No doubt the things were destined to be delivered to ole donkey-face AOC who will be missing them. Add that the Communist Chinese also send hunter-operatives to the US to hunt down and kill our deer for their antlers. The Chinese deer-killing is for making some bogus fake ‘medicine’ concoction from the antlers and then peddled fraudulently on ebay and amazon as ‘cures’ for this that and the other thing.
Is Mrs. Emhoff planning a state visit to China?
Well when someone says, go suck a bag of dicks, the Chinese will be ready.