Not Sure I Want to Know What China Was Going to Do With 7,000 Donkey Penises – IOTW Report

Not Sure I Want to Know What China Was Going to Do With 7,000 Donkey Penises

Daily Mail

Nigerian officials have intercepted 7,000 donkey penises at an international airport after the smell from the packages aroused suspicion.

The donkey penises were being smuggled to Hong Kong in 16 sacks but customs officers at Murtala Muhammed airport in the Nigerian city of Lagos intercepted the packages.

Sambo Dangaladima, the customs controller at the airport, told the BBC that the animal parts were found in sacks in the animal export section. More

35 Comments on Not Sure I Want to Know What China Was Going to Do With 7,000 Donkey Penises

  1. Damn you, Nigeria – you’ve just sentenced 49,000 Chinese men to continued erectire dysfunction. A shamefur dispray of hostirity towards tried-and-true ancient medicine.

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  2. Because donkey penises are longer and wider than a Chinaman’s dick. I had to check to see if I was close…

    Wanker sizes are very important to men. Some of you may wish that you were from Ecuador they come out #1 in size, pretty sure the Chinese want the same. Ecuador Erect length: 17.61 cm Body size 1.67 m Pervcentage of height 10.54%. Cambodia Erect length 10.04 cm Body size 1.65 m Percentage of height 6.09 %. https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php

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  3. I don’t know wtf is gonna happen to the donkey dicks, but the customs official at the airport has the BEST name:
    Sambo Dangaladima.

    Thinking I should maybe transition from Agatha Kakalogical to Sambo Dangaladima, LOL!

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  4. Goldenfoxx

    Why do women make terrible machinists?

    Because most of their lives there’s a man trying to convince them that something that is 4 inches long is actually 6 inches long.

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  5. No doubt the things were destined to be delivered to ole donkey-face AOC who will be missing them. Add that the Communist Chinese also send hunter-operatives to the US to hunt down and kill our deer for their antlers. The Chinese deer-killing is for making some bogus fake ‘medicine’ concoction from the antlers and then peddled fraudulently on ebay and amazon as ‘cures’ for this that and the other thing.

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