Doesn’t it actually say fart free water? They should be charging extra. Hard to come by.
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well, I’d rather drink fart free water than drink water that made me fart
otoh … fart free water is kinda like diet water, ain’t it?
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^^^^ Pretty sure that fart water is all that bubbly shit. What would sell is garden hose flavored water.
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I’d realy be concerned if it wuz frat Water!
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Fart free water is impossible. In the history of world it has been farted, urine, rain, ice,……..
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yeah, well I’m getting into the Apple Cider market ’cause chicks dig it
gonna call my brand ‘Dicken’s Cider’ … ’cause ever gal wants a Dicken’s Cider!
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I got some of that in my house and we love it!
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Bro, I think you need my help marketing your cider. LOL. Womenz now days are like Timex Watches. They need a licken to keep on ticken. Call me.
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^^^^ lmao
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I hear that Anonymous like his fart water, but only if it has hairs in it.
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we had this janitor guy in one of our Water Plants called Big Mike. he used to say he treated women like postage stamp, “I lick ’em, I stick ’em & send them on their way.” I laughed & told Big Mike the only thing he ever licked were windows!
he almost caught me, ’cause it’s hard to run when you’re laughing …
for a fat guy he sure could run!
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That’s how I got throat cancer. The old HPV. Which when diagnosed caused a few issues between me and wifey. When Gurls get a paps smear they get checked for HPV and she’s never had it. Well right before I was about to die by my wife’s hands Doc pipes up and say, yea, that shit can lay dormant in your system for 50 years and an infection will set it off. That’s exactly what happened to me. So now I’m thinking I should be doing Public Service shit at the local high school with visual aids. See this kids, looks delicious doesn’t it. Careful, it’ll kill ya. LOL I pray every night for BFH and Mr. Pinko. LOL, ya just know they stuck their tongues some where that they didn’t belong. LOL.
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yeah, know what you mean Brad … “I pray every night for BFH and Mr. Pinko. LOL, ya just know they stuck their tongues some where that they didn’t belong. LOL.”
they used to hang around all those NYC Glam Bands back in the ’70’s & ’80’s … you don’t know what they got swimming around in their DNA!
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Screaming hysterial blonde on reality show: “Water! Free water!”
Would that be a byproduct of having the shurts?
And of course the sharts and the sqarts
Who drinks fart water?
I’d pay extra over the standard issue.
Fart water – isn’t that Champaign (yeast farts)?
Doesn’t it actually say fart free water? They should be charging extra. Hard to come by.
well, I’d rather drink fart free water than drink water that made me fart
otoh … fart free water is kinda like diet water, ain’t it?
^^^^ Pretty sure that fart water is all that bubbly shit. What would sell is garden hose flavored water.
I’d realy be concerned if it wuz frat Water!
Fart free water is impossible. In the history of world it has been farted, urine, rain, ice,……..
yeah, well I’m getting into the Apple Cider market ’cause chicks dig it
gonna call my brand ‘Dicken’s Cider’ … ’cause ever gal wants a Dicken’s Cider!
I got some of that in my house and we love it!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Bro, I think you need my help marketing your cider. LOL. Womenz now days are like Timex Watches. They need a licken to keep on ticken. Call me.
^^^^ lmao
I hear that Anonymous like his fart water, but only if it has hairs in it.
we had this janitor guy in one of our Water Plants called Big Mike. he used to say he treated women like postage stamp, “I lick ’em, I stick ’em & send them on their way.” I laughed & told Big Mike the only thing he ever licked were windows!
he almost caught me, ’cause it’s hard to run when you’re laughing …
for a fat guy he sure could run!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
That’s how I got throat cancer. The old HPV. Which when diagnosed caused a few issues between me and wifey. When Gurls get a paps smear they get checked for HPV and she’s never had it. Well right before I was about to die by my wife’s hands Doc pipes up and say, yea, that shit can lay dormant in your system for 50 years and an infection will set it off. That’s exactly what happened to me. So now I’m thinking I should be doing Public Service shit at the local high school with visual aids. See this kids, looks delicious doesn’t it. Careful, it’ll kill ya. LOL I pray every night for BFH and Mr. Pinko. LOL, ya just know they stuck their tongues some where that they didn’t belong. LOL.
yeah, know what you mean Brad …
“I pray every night for BFH and Mr. Pinko. LOL, ya just know they stuck their tongues some where that they didn’t belong. LOL.”
they used to hang around all those NYC Glam Bands back in the ’70’s & ’80’s … you don’t know what they got swimming around in their DNA!
Screaming hysterial blonde on reality show: “Water! Free water!”
Cat: “Fart-free water.”