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Notes Left On Windshields Of Idiot Car Owners

Friday, 14 July 2017, 3:45 BFH Uncategorized 23

Parking badly can make your fellow man go crazy.

Some of these notes are pretty harsh… I like them.

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This one is not on topic, but I’m including it anyway-

 

23 Comments on Notes Left On Windshields Of Idiot Car Owners

  2. what ever you do don’t park so you inconvenience someone else.
    it might ruin their day.

    bunch of sheep.
    obey the parking rules or else suffer ridicule and/or vandalism.

    by all means have a hissy fit if my parking offends you.

    and people complain about snowflake college students being offended at bullshit ?

    it all starts somewhere !

  3. Back when I had an old Pylmouth Volare, Chrysler came out with a fender replacement program because they would rot out prematurely due to having no inner fender liner. I got a letter in the mail about it and called them to find out about the details behind it. Since I had a buddy in the auto body business, I wanted him to do the work. As it turned out they said fine and would even pay him for his labor as well.
    So I went and picked up my free fenders and took them to my buddy to install when I went on vacation the following week. In the mean time I had it parked on the street. I came home about 11P one night and saw the left front fender crunched in and two notes on the windshield. One note was from the guy who hit me that said: “I hit your car. Anybody watching me thinks I am writing my phone number down for you. Have a nice evening”
    The second note was from the Police saying: “Call the police department”
    I called them and they told me someone called in the license plate of the guy who hit the car.
    “We contacted him. If he gives you any trouble, just call us back”.
    So I called the guy and he told me: “Go get an estimate and I’ll pay it.”
    Oakey Dokey. I did what he told me to do and got an estimate from my buddy and called the guy back and told him what it was.
    “OK, OK, I’ll be right over with the money”
    That’s when I told him I’m gonna need an extra hundred dollars for that note you left me.
    Pause… Uh… OK.
    About an hour later he showed up with green cash.

  4. Leaving notes do no good. 99% of the people who park like that know exactly what they’re doing and don’t care. The other 1% are functionally retarded and can’t understand the concept of breaking rules.

  6. What the guys at work would do was hock a big loogie on the driver’s window (not the windshield where the wipers could take care of it) and forgo the note.

    Pretty disgusting, but there it is.

    izlamo delenda est …

  7. Whenever I am in/on my vehicle of choice, I drive with purpose and a goal, to get somewhere! I am in total control of my vehicle and it goes exactly where I want it to go. I have a plan and it includes not only my immediate surroundings but also the next 1/2 mile or so down the road.

    When did it become common to swing way over into the wrong lane while making a turn? If you’re turning right and the crossroad has 2 lanes going the same direction, you turn into the right lane! I remember getting my license back in the 80’s and the cars were bigger, heavier and slower. Yet back then it was common for a car making a left turn to turn into the left lane and a car making a right turn could turn into the right lane, SIMULTANEOUSLY! Try that shit today and see what happens!

    Now for parking, I have a signature move and it always freaks the driving challenged. First, if you like you vehicle, you need to park where the fatties don’t roam. That’s usually more than 100ft from an establishment entrance. What I do is have an entrance and exit plan before I park. In many instances, because my truck is like 25ft long. I drive down a row and pull through to the other row and point the truck toward my intended exit. Basically it looks as if I backed it into a spot. As I’m doing this it also looks like I’m cutting through the rows without going to the end to go around them. Oh it’s comical to see some goof think I’m going to hit him while he drives down the row as I pull up and park! Done correctly (back of the lot where fatties don’t roam) I only drive a few spaces going the wrong direction and I never have to follow people as they waddle their carts.

  8. Most times I take two spots because of the size of my work truck, I can’t get my side doors to open without hitting the car beside me otherwise. I always park where no other cars are. What’s a few more steps when I’m doing eight miles a day anyhows ? No notes/problems yet.

  11. I drive my wife’s old clapped out Honda with rust, scratches, dents.

    It’s perfect for around town.

    I park it where ever. It just doesn’t matter. Usually with the windows rolled down so if you feel the need to spit on the seat, have at it.

  12. For Me, it’s almost Always a BMW ASSHOLE Taking Whatever Liberties they Might Need for Themselves ! Always a Cellphone Stuck to the Ear.
    I Don’t think Obeying Law , and Thinking of your Fellow Man is a Bad Thing !

  15. Slight diversion, but parking spaces have gone the way of airline seating, shrunken to the point where full sized cars and trucks can barely fit in them. It’s particularly annoying at big box hardware stores, where a preponderance of the vehicles are trucks.

  16. I’m 5’11” and 290 (too much pepsi and pizza).
    Old_Oaks – I’ll be one of those fatties you see roaming way off the reservation, I park at the far end every time. My Mustangs’ doors swing wide. I’ve commented here before on how I’ll be out in the middle of BFE, 30 open spots all around, and someone will still park right next to my car preventing my door from opening all the way.
    I even have pictures and video of multiple times in various parking lots to prove this happens way too often.
    One time (not at band camp) I had parked “real close” to the line to discourage someone from parking next to me, didn’t work.
    One of the asshole types who like to teach people lessons parked so close to my car that I couldn’t even open the door. I had phone in hand and was getting ready to call to have his car towed when he showed up. The perp was now with someone who hadn’t arrived with him and due to the obvious situation he created both were extremely uncomfortable. The perp was so embarrassed that his lesson backfired.
    And yes, I will pay to have the offending car towed. That’s how sick and tired I am of people trying to “teach me a lesson” when I’m the one who parked out in BFE with no other car around.

  17. So who made you judges of other peoples intentions?
    I run about 30K/yr and for several vehicles followed all your parking rules only to have my vehicles look like golf balls because of the door dings. That costs money at trade-in time you know. Then I got smart and started taking up the room I needed for retrieving parts, getting tools, and climbing in and out of my vehicle to fix your stuff and guess what, no door dings. If you travel, to say Germany, they are pretty anal about not harming other people’s property and Americans would do well to respect other people’s cars. We’ve all seen some pretty egregious behavior from fat people and careless children who slam doors into other people’s cars and hit bumpers, and it doesn’t need to happen, its called respect, so for all of you self righteous prigs, go screw yourselves, I’m protecting my investment.

  19. There was a great parking place in front of my house on the east side of the street. Everyone on the west side of the street loved to park the ugliest cars in that spot. The ugly cars spoiled my beautiful landscaping and front of my house so I had a very special sprinkler head installed. It was more like a high pressure fire hose than a sprinkler. Not only could I control the pressure, I could turn it on when I saw the owner approaching their car. It was not possible for them to get in the car without getting drenched. My neighbors got the message and stopped parking in the spot. Many jokes were made about our parking place at neighborhood parties. The kids loved it and begged me to turn it on.

  21. Jerk revs his engine at me and daughter in parking lot at the mall, scaring us both half to death as we lunge onto curb to avoid being mowed down. Hubby watches where douchenozzle parks his big shiny black Mercedes as douche & GF passenger laugh. Hubby goes inside to coffee shop and buys large latte, extra cream. We live in Florida, nice and hot. Latte meet Mercedes & its black shiny paint….. Bake at 98 degrees.

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