The “scamps” who created these our glorious bastids.
Someone made and circulated Starbuck’s coupons for “Free Coffee For African Americans.”
It’s all part of their sensitivity training program.
There's a Starbucks coupon for free coffee if you have "African American heritage". Even if it's not real, I bet Starbucks would honor it. pic.twitter.com/DsDzyVjtYa
— Roosh (@rooshv) April 17, 2018
HT/ JD Hasty
That’s brilliant. I’m going to find one and tell them I self identify as Black. And my Glock 19 self identifies as an old style pager. So where good.
* Cream not included
(From the comments)
ArcticStormer 🐸 🥓 🥛
Gibs me dat
This shit is insane. Starbucks is run/owned by pansey assed pussies. No one was allowed to use the restroom without being a paying customer regardless of color for fucks sake. I hope starbucks becomes a haven for the homeless now. Sleep on their tables, and shit on the floor…couldn’t happen to a nastier company.
Starbucks can keep their fuc coffee ☕️ This is Starbucks problem . Remember last year.
They shoulda use Aunt Jemima on the cup…
no one to blame but themselves … they basically admitted they did something wrong by throwing out 2 squatters (set-ups) & further compounded their ‘thought guilt’ by having all their US employees take ‘bend over to Blacks’ lessons … what? they only kick out black squatters?
Starbucks’ might as well rename themselves BlackBuck’s, ’cause now they’re just going to be a wrinkled Starfish for BLM & any other hate group that wants a shakedown … the amount of future Homeless people squatting in StarBlacks is going to exponentially grow …. dumb asses did it to themselves
May be used any number of times.
OMG!!!! the EDIT button is back!!!!
thank the Lord & Big Fur Hat!!!
Czarbucks – because some races are more equal than others.
Damn, I wish I’d have thought of that!
Ever wonder how Starbucks got their logo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4DiZHWlZJM
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@Molon Labe — You must be subscribed to IOTWReport Prime, ’cause I don’t have no edit button. Wah! That’s racist, I think.
SBUX sucks! What’s his name, the CEO, Shultz-y, can take his overpriced, over-roasted gourmet coffee desserts and pound sand.
@BB, I suppose if they can call an AR an Assault Rifle, you can call a Glock a pager, it’s awful loud though.
Check out this video of a black guy playing the racist card for a free coffee.
Note that he is doing this to make the point.
https://twitter.com/VibeHi/status/985642512206491649
I have black hair and I tan good sooooooooo……
How about native American heritage folks? Or the Black Irish from the West coast of Ireland? Soo phucking demeaning to all people of color, like saying to them, look, we know you’re broke, unemployable, lazy, and useless, so we rich white motherfuckers will give you free coffee. We apologize for making billions on the shit we sell. I just hope McDonalds and Dunkin Donuts don’t start this crap. Both of whom have better coffee than Starsucks. Hell the Army had better coffee than Starsucks. My opinion
Decent Blacks should feel insulted. Damn, what’s this country coming to? I still say Starsucks should be kicked out of all VA facilities.
Left Coast Dan – I’m callin ’em Suckerbux from here on out!
Does anyone have a QR code reader to check what snarkiness is locked inside that little black and white square?
I’m guessing they’ll come out with a SJW themed cup design and the proceeds will go to a SJW non profit or the Democrat party.
Unlimited use, no expiration date. May Starbuck’s losses be as large as Uncle Sam’s.
Tried that swill once when Clinton was President to see what all the hub bub was about. It was the worst tasting crap we ever tasted (well, maybe not as bad as Red Bull, but it was bad). Never tried it again.
I hate Starfuck coffee so I wouldn’t go out of my way to step foot in a Starbutts. There’s one here in town that’s fairly new, but Dutch Brother’s drive through is always backed up. I drink 2 cups of coffee in my house in the morning and that’s it for me for the day. I don’t fork over big bucks for a raunchy tasting coffee.
“African American heritage” If you watched a lot of movies with Morgan Freeman in them, does that count? Wouldn’t drink it if you paid me to.
I was born a Poor Black Child WITHOUT COFFEE…
Illustr8r – it takes you to the Starbucks Belonging, Inclusion and Diversity site.
This black are still living in the plantation mentality. https://www.dailywire.com/news/29607/viral-video-black-man-demanding-free-reparations-amanda-prestigiacomo
I’m serious. Pay attention. There is a Starbucks in the three Veterans Hospitals I visit. Castle Point, Montrose, and Bronx VA, New York. If Starbucks wants to give free coffee to mack daddy’s, junkies, junk dealers, progs, and other vermin, then their coffee should be free to those vets riding around in wheel chairs in the corridors of these hospitals: “The armless, the legless, the blind, the insane.” I rest my case. Phuck Starbucks, phony bastards!
@Moe Tom – Right on!
This fuc is no good bitch. Blaming the woman not the policy that Starbucks have. https://www.dailywire.com/news/29596/starbucks-schultz-throws-employee-under-bus-then-james-barrett
After taking down Starbucks, I wonder what the ‘black commun(ists)ity’ will take down next? Hopefully not another play I actually enjoy…
No coupon needed. Just walk your black ass up to the counter – hell, break line while you’re at it – and look at them with your hand out pantomiming holding a cup. “Fill it with *******”
It’s a double dog dare.
They’ll do it. The company may be nearing it’s end or becoming some reparations-r-us joint. No ship can survive a stupid incapable Captain when an experienced capable one is needed. This ship is letting the waves determine it’s course.
Moe, McDonald’s and Dunkin have barely acceptable drip coffee. Its alright if that’s what you want. At least poor old Starbucks can still make espresso. There is a difference.
What happened to the skinny jeaned faggots paying it forward to the next lunatic standing in line?
OK, did I miss something? Is this coupon actually real then?
OMG
What magnificent assholes! This is just too funny.
At SoreButts, we bend waaaaay over for ya, nigga
yah! Edit is back!!
Black coffee in bed…
I’d rather pay for a DD or Tim Horton’s that drink that bilge.
@pbird: we make our own expresso. Like it with a smidgen of Irish whiskey. In Italy I used to have it with grappa. That’s a real waker upper. That aside, Starbucks coffee is not my cup of tea. To me, it sucks. But the politically correct attitude of Starbucks management sucks more. I’m an equal opportunity coffee drinker, I like dunkin donuts, 7/11, and McDonalds; even the local deli has better coffee than that Starbuck mud. As I said before, even the Army coffee, which really sucked, was better than S/bucks. But that’s just me. If Starbuck are going to close all their stores to observe American Racism, then fuckem. I hope no American ever returns. The only racism I see in America is on TV, and on the news. These liberal “newsmakers” want it that way. Fuck them too.
In the good old days, you needed a Jessie Jackson to shake-down a national chain. Now a days, any brother with a smart phone can do it. Jessie might have to get a legit job now.
pbird this is iOTW not Motus.
I live in Seattle.
We take no prisoners here. (At iOTW)
Starbucks will rue the day they caved on this, It will cost them.
I for one will print off the coupon and give it to them and demand my free coffee, as a white black man.
pbird I hope you’re not a man of the cloth, I’ve not encountered you before, if you are, please excuse my French. I’m usually used to dealing with these “deplorables” at IOTW who are, for the most part pretty thick skinned.
Goeff, just saw your post. This edit thing is great. Thanks BFH.
And thick headed too. Sometimes, but mostly level headed.
I just love them all and can’t imagine a day without them
They could give away 7/8 of their product and not lose a penny.
Overpriced shit – a can of coffee costs $7 and the cups are probably 3 cents apiece – so the profit margin (outside of paying the fart-sniffing “baristas”) is on the order of 5,000%.
They’ll laugh all the way to the bank.
izlamo delenda est …
Haaaaahahahahaha!!!
I have to go fire up the printer.
Or can I just show them on my phone?
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I’m with PBird. Tommy and Geoff are abusing their white privilege. LOL.
MJA
You’re only entitled to half a cup. LOL
Starbucks used to sell Blonde beans ( ones that aren’t roasted within an inch of their lives). Will they pull the Blonde Roast off the shelves because of white privilege?
eternal cracker p April 18, 2018 at 8:14 pm
What happened to the skinny jeaned faggots paying it forward to the next lunatic standing in line?
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They got screwed in the end so to speak. Nothing came back at them.
Goldenfoxx
Jeez I gotta tell you this story. I frequent Starbucks for reasons explained on another thread. So there’s a couple of these guys I know are flaming. The worst offender is huge with the gay lisp and the very weak wrist. One morning I’m pulling up in line and notice this hot tight bodied little blond talking to the main queen. They kiss good by, and he says, “Love you babe, see you tonight”. I gotts no answer.
PS, the hot blond was a girl.
Moe I hate drive by comments, stay around and fight. (Not you)
pbird is a good egg, I have read many of her comments at MOTUS, They just need to get out side of there comfort zone if they come over here. srdem65 also comments here.
MOTUS AD is one of the best blogs on the web, and there commenters are top notch, just different then us, a tight knit group that is full of insight on the world.
Janice the Elder, Creeper, Motus, Rockteride,SOS,and many others would fit right in here.
A must read every day.
Pbird is a good egg…
I see what you did there.
Pbird IS a good egg, by the way.
BFH
Not sure where your going with that, but even when we disagree, which is most of the time, I like Pbird. Just sayen.
I can thank the Army for teaching me* to like my coffee like Bad Brad likes his women –
hot, black, and strong**.
(* – Most of the times in country you couldn’t get cream or sugar, so if you needed caffeine…)
(** – Just kidding, BB, unless I accidentally happened to be right.)
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That QR Code on the fake coupon plays a version of “Dixie” on YouTube.
“(** – Just kidding, BB, unless I accidentally happened to be right.)”
Hot Irish and strong. She just keeps kicking my ass pal.
Hey Brad, chances are the hot blonde is a tranny. It’s tough to tell sometimes.
Mr. Hat I meant that. She lives 25 miles north of me.
And I would buy her a cup of coffee.
I’m 1/32 nagger. Where’s my coupon?
Wait!!!!! What! What the h*** is wrong with Starbucks! This is way too racism! I think the decent and moderate black people should not go for it. It is the time to kick starbucks’ ass now! So disappointing!