…After Michelle Lands Dream Job In Seattle.
” It’s Time I Made Some Sacrifices for This Family,” reports the President.
via THE ONION—WASHINGTON—Saying his wife of 24 years had already sacrificed so much for the sake of his career and that it was time to return the favor, Barack Obama announced Wednesday his resignation as president of the United States of America, effective immediately, following news that Michelle Obama had landed her dream job in Seattle. “For years, Michelle has placed her ambitions and aspirations on the back burner so I could pursue my own, and now it’s my turn to put her first,” the former president said during his final press conference in the White House, later stating that he was excited for this “next chapter for the Obama family” and expressing immense pride in his wife for having secured a partner-track position at prestigious environmental law firm the Cascadia Group. “Of course, it will be hard for me to leave my work, but this is what partners in a marriage do: They support each other and treat one another as equals. If giving up my job as commander-in-chief and moving the family out to Seattle makes her happy, then I’m glad to do it—I love you, Michelle.” When asked how he would keep himself busy in the Pacific Northwest, Obama replied that his main focus would be getting his daughters, Sasha and Malia, settled into the family’s new arrangement before possibly running for mayor of Tacoma.
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Can you imagine? *head*desk*
Then I woke up.
DAMMIT!!! Don’t do that to me! As soon as I saw the headline I was ready to crack open that bottle of 30 yr old single malt Scotch I keep in the safe!
I knew it! I phucken knew it! The guy really has a good heart.
Kick me someone.
Enviourmental law firm? So that’s like a janitor right?
Hey Doc Here’s mud in your eye. Slainte.
Mooch work for a living? That’s some hard core fiction right there.
What? Is it April 1st already?
I’d like to sacrifice a few fully paid for vacations to exotic, and luxurious places. Flying in on a private jet. Though I would only accept if the person paying the bill volunteered to pay the tab. And would not accept the offer if they were being forced to pay.
I had no idea that the Seattle Zoo had a vacancy in their orangutan exhibit.
That means Joe is president and now has the power of incumbency! YAY! LOL
Is there a new gay bath house in Seattle….???
They will have to drag him out kicking and screaming and yelling “Racists”
I’d would prefer his removal on a gurney in a body bag.
I heard she was going to be a background Dancer for what’s her face,Beyondcee. Bet she can “out twerk” with the best of em.
The aroma of Tacoma will even smell worse now.
Obama is far too ethical, fiscally responsible and conservative to be elected Mayor of Tacoma. I know I live there.