Ya got your baby mommas
now ya got your baby dramas
When you care enough to send the very beast.
Actual card: “You’re becoming who you’ve always been.”
My attempt to accept that: “Your twat’s not what you thought.”
When you can reproduce I will call you ‘she’ until then your a freak of nature
“I was only interested in your butt anyway”
“Never leave your buddies behind”
That’s all I got.
Just send a twinkie wagon for petesake.
I miss the old days when nutbags were corraled and treated.
“Happy Girthday!”
The perfect card for the five O’clock shadowed transgender in your life…
Very funny, but why use Ted Cruz’s photo???
Many years ago my nephew at 6 or 7 years old sent me a note on my upcoming nuptials that would be applicable in this situation I think.
His message was “I’m glad you’re getting marred”. Little did I know how prescient he was.
(Front of card shows a man in drag)
Roses are red/Violets are blue
(Inside)
Are you going to get/your dick cut off too?
Oh! Oh!
Do one with a transgender ‘guy’ with the caption, “good luck trying to pee standing up.”
Can’t have a baby..how sad. When you get blue its best to treat yourself to something special, spoil yourself a little, shove a hamster up your ass.
You’ll never have a menstrual cycle,
Cuz you’re real name is Michael.
even after you cut off your toy
you are still a boy
Roses are red,
Violets are thick,
That dress is so short,
I can see your dick.
Roses are red,
Violets are wenis
OMG!
You have a penis!
It is bad enough to be a very ugly man why would anybody want to be an even uglier woman!
This addage applies: You can’t make a silk purse from a sow’s ear.
What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a oral thermometer?
The taste.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because all those men already have boyfriends.
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb nympho whose father owns a pub.
They told you you could be anything you wanted to be!
Inside: They lied.
Another:
You can change your name
You can change your hair
But that XY chromosome
Ain’t going nowhere.
Ya got your baby mommas
now ya got your baby dramas
When you care enough to send the very beast.
Actual card: “You’re becoming who you’ve always been.”
My attempt to accept that: “Your twat’s not what you thought.”
When you can reproduce I will call you ‘she’ until then your a freak of nature
“I was only interested in your butt anyway”
“Never leave your buddies behind”
That’s all I got.
Just send a twinkie wagon for petesake.
I miss the old days when nutbags were corraled and treated.
“Happy Girthday!”
The perfect card for the five O’clock shadowed transgender in your life…
Very funny, but why use Ted Cruz’s photo???
Many years ago my nephew at 6 or 7 years old sent me a note on my upcoming nuptials that would be applicable in this situation I think.
His message was “I’m glad you’re getting marred”. Little did I know how prescient he was.
(Front of card shows a man in drag)
Roses are red/Violets are blue
(Inside)
Are you going to get/your dick cut off too?
Oh! Oh!
Do one with a transgender ‘guy’ with the caption, “good luck trying to pee standing up.”
Can’t have a baby..how sad. When you get blue its best to treat yourself to something special, spoil yourself a little, shove a hamster up your ass.
You’ll never have a menstrual cycle,
Cuz you’re real name is Michael.
even after you cut off your toy
you are still a boy
Roses are red,
Violets are thick,
That dress is so short,
I can see your dick.
Roses are red,
Violets are wenis
OMG!
You have a penis!
It is bad enough to be a very ugly man why would anybody want to be an even uglier woman!
This addage applies: You can’t make a silk purse from a sow’s ear.
What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a oral thermometer?
The taste.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because all those men already have boyfriends.
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb nympho whose father owns a pub.
They told you you could be anything you wanted to be!
Inside: They lied.
Another:
You can change your name
You can change your hair
But that XY chromosome
Ain’t going nowhere.