A new bar, called the Cruise Bar, in Australia wanted to make a big splash on its opening night. So they hired models to lay around all night with fruit on for cover.
Some people were of course OUTRAGED at such treatment of women and voila’ publicity.
It’s not anything new under the sun.
Somewhere we have to draw clearly defined line between acceptably entertaining degeneracy, what’s educational obscenity and what is unacceptable degradation, because I’m having a hard time figuring out what’s allowable behavior anymore.
Should have been a sushi platter, I love oysters and clams.
I would have to go there first before I could decide if I was outraged or not. Chances are I wouldn’t be outraged at all.
You got to give them credit, the bananas and melons are in the appropriate places
“…I’m having a hard time figuring out what’s allowable behavior anymore.” – BFH
It’s almost like they are children playing a game with never ending rule changes, oh, wait.
So if the outrage is about treatment of women, how about some fruited men get added to the displays.
Bottom line is that these women agreed to do the job. And customers can choose to patronize that business or not. Lefties can’t mind their own business and must spew their venom…it’s what they do.
They had a guy there. But he quit when some old lady grabbed the hot dog off the fruit platter.
Imagine if a customer tries to tear a banana from a bunch covering a male model’s private bits and ends up getting a handful of something else.
Kumquats. Without kumquats I’d be outraged. Definitely.
“WAITER….there’s a nipple in my banana and I’m damn glad to see it!”…..
Kroger’s should certainly look at this new marketing trend….
and….noooooobody EVER complained about a nipple in their banana….
Bed Bath and Beyond
I’d like to make that my “Home Depot”……imagine….power tools, not fruit…..LOL…
Now I’m having erotic thought s about a biscuit joiner display….
Sounds like fun to me.
Stay away from the ‘nanners.
I’ll have some alfalfa. What, that’s not alfalfa?
Someone popped her cherry already.
Where is the fruit bowl, over the fruitcake
Dunkin’ Yo’ Nuts
“These bean sprouts look like hair????”….
I don’t really give a shit if it devalues women because women can devalue themselves all day long without being naked. That being said, I’m not eating anything that’s been on or near a naked person.
Gives a whole new meaning to a BUFFet.
Dittos and perfectly stated MJA.
Geraldo’s woman has the acreage to display a lot more fruit.
On top of a naked woman is the last place I’d expect to find a fruit 🙂 (:
Vegetables are a hoot too.
Me encanta la papaya.
Boobie el perro del cohete
The Outback Starfish
I wouldn’t eat the Ben Wa balls…
they were past their expiration date
MJA, what the hell. No strawberries and whip cream on Valentine’s Day with a little Luther playing? You ain’t been treated right.
Free crabs with every meal!
Pretty sure most ladies enjoy being the main course.