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A researcher did a deep-dive into the Keystone state data and discovered some rather curious conflicts: many of the ballots were received at polling locations on dates that preceded their mailing to the voter; an impossible sequence of events… More
Maybe the Post Office is much more efficient than we give it credit for being.
Yeah and maybe I’ll wake up tomorrow with wings
@Anonymous.
By golly, you nailed it.
“Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine…
Tech in voter machines is so advanced it accepts telepathic (Biden) votes.
Were those ballots transported in a Delorean?
A judge will rule this is merely an administrative error and allow the ballots to be counted.
Uncle Al – It surely wuzn’t a Tucker!!
Great Scott!
Postal vehicles are now equiped with a Flux Capacitor.
Exttrpates For the win!
Yes, and on last Wednesday morn, we were all dragged from our slumber by Edward Van Halen.
“Nothing to see here, Move on!”
Sarge! Long time…you know. Glad to see ya!
“Maybe the Post Office is much more efficient than we give it credit for being.” — I work for the USPS and trust me — efficient is the one thing that they are not.
“Postal vehicles are now equipped with a Flux Capacitor.”
Maybe that’s why the PO always busts its budget – that FC fuel is expensive!
Bet the mail is still mother clucking slow as shit for the holidays.
In anticipation of the hardships placed on our fine citizens opting to mail vote imposed by the wolfinator’s COCO-19 “precautions”, we’ve automatically filed their votes in the manner in which we feel they should vote. As a formality, we’ve sent ballots which we will completely disregard and possibly shred once received.
Thank you for voting Biden, loyal Pennsylvanian!
💘 Dr. Rachel
C’mon Pennsylvanians, don’t be Eloi to the deep state Morlocks.
CNN says this has been deboonked and joe biden has never been involved in Hunter biden’s business deals.
Premature electination………
Philthy Mobsters, Inc. are more efficient that the USPS – BIG surprise… 🙄
Uh oh. People have now discovered the previous top secret USPS program. Time travel offices developed in an effort to decrease complaints about delayed mail deliveries.
Their planned next step upgrade was going to be the ability to deliver packages before you ordered the items online. May now be compromised. Delivery of your completed mail in ballot before you received the blank ballot is totally shot, at least for a while.
Einstein is blushing as the Dems steal his Nobel Prize.
“There once was a mailman named Bright
Who traveled much faster than light
He left one day in a “Relative” way
And returned on the previous night.”