Calexit Leader Wants To Replace Middle Class With Immigrants
“I’ve never met you, I’ve never heard of you, I don’t know if this is like a parody segment, you’re punking me right now, or you’re really high…but you just [Read More]
Hipster Morons Don’t Want To Vaccinate Dogs For Fear of Autism
I had an autistic dog. It’s true. After his vaccinations he stopped speaking. Brooklyn Paper- “We do see a higher number of clients who don’t want to vaccinate their [Read More]
Sarah Sanders Blasts Press for ‘Russia Scandal Fake News’, Points to Clintons’ Real Russia Relationships
Breitbart: WASHINGTON, D.C. — Newly minted White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders flipped Russia conspiracy questions during Tuesday’s press briefing, pointing to a lack of evidence against the [Read More]
McCain plans a war from his hospital bed
CFL: On Monday, the Washington Examiner reported that Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., the “Republican in name only” who gave Americans the middle finger on health care due to his hatred of President Trump, slammed [Read More]
I guess the better outcome would be for the homeowner to be killed
ChronicleHerald A man is charged with attempted murder and a raft of firearms offences after helping fend off home invaders, one of whom he’s now charged with shooting. Kyle Earl [Read More]
Black Privilege
This is what happens when someone requests that you not smoke marijuana on the train.
Somehow, I think this sums up the democratic platform
See here. Blame illustr8r
Congressman Chris Collins Introduces Second Amendment Guarantee Act
CC.com Protects Second Amendment rights; limits state authority to regulate rifles and shotguns; voids much of SAFE Act Congressman Chris Collins (NY-27) has proposed new measures for protecting Second Amendment [Read More]
CA: Former UC Davis Chancellor to get $318K for teaching one class per quarter
KFI: Former UC Davis Chancellor Linda P.B. Katehi is going to teach one engineering course per quarter over the next nine months, and she’s going to get paid $318,000. $318,000 [Read More]
You’ve Worked Hard To Establish Your Identity…
Protect yourself against online gender identity theft. How? Earl will tell you.
Meet ‘Spunky’- The Hawk Raised By Eagles
Nature watchers in Canada have observed a red tail hawk being raised by a pair of bald eagles. Normally, eagles prey on hawks, seeing them as unwanted competition, but in [Read More]
Hillary’s Late Night Phone Call To the President
Diogenes’MiddleFinger: Hillary Clinton phoned the President’s office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to President Trump, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the President’s assistant finally agreed [Read More]
Allah is beating his wife
Today, as I was leaving a store I noticed it was raining while the sun was shining. As I approached my car I passed a moslem couple. I looked up [Read More]
“If they could get Ben Rhodes, that would be beautiful.” – All The President’s Men (2019)
Circa- Former Obama White House National Security Adviser Ben Rhodes is now an emerging as a person of interest in the House Intelligence Committee’s unmasking investigation, according to a letter [Read More]