BabylonBee
SAN DIEGO, CA—Upon hearing that San Diego teachers were providing instruction to migrant children but not American citizens, many clever parents began disguising their kids as illegal immigrants in hopes that their kids could finally see the inside of a classroom.
“OK, Aiden, remember — if they ask you what your name is, just say, ‘No hablo ingles,'” said one parent as she dropped her kid off near the Mexican border in Chula Vista. more
What good will that do when the teacher is speaking Spanish, and the kid “no comprendes”?
Create a barrier and someone will figure out a way to breach it.
It’s human nature. Deal with it.
How do you disguise one as illegal? Give them a sombrero and sandals and roll them in dirt? Too racist?
Like I’ve said before it’s difficult to tell parody from reality.
Keep the kids at home and teach them properly….yourself.
The real “news” is the Cal GOP says this guy is “CONSERVATIVE”!!?!@?!\\
There is a very good reason the “D”s have been winning the last 30 years in the West! The GOP is ruin by Bush folk!
The only the thing kids heard was “No baths for a week before you can go back to school”.
Yay!!! No Baths!!!